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Futaba
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My (joke) reasons
- I don’t need to go to mass 5 times a day; every day.
- I don’t need to nearly completely wash our body with holy water before every mass; only a little cross in our forehead.
- I don’t need to have a black forehead (Prayer bump - Wikipedia) permanently, at Ash Wednesday is enough.
- I don’t need to do 30 days of Good Friday every year, 1 is enough.
- Ordering a portion of pork every day is cheaper than having 3 more wife.
- Shouting “Deus Vult” in airports won’t get the attention of security guards!!!