The beauty of it is that if someone was guilty of all of that, I am not the one who would have to judge him. In fact it has nothing to do with me at all! His bishop is the one who will have to judge him, and I am happy to leave it up to him to do that.
I think I do get what you are saying, but I don’t think you understand what I am saying, or even the laws of your own church. The Canon Law lays down the rule, but it does not make the decision. The actual decision would still have to be made by someone else. I did a Google search, and found an interesting site called “How to Get Excommunicated from the Catholic Church”. It is an article that advises ex-Catholics turned atheist how to get themselves excommunicated from the Catholic Church! It gives the following advice on the kind of letter that needs to be written to a Catholic bishop to get yourself exed:
If you want to be excommunicated, you have to go through official channels. Your local priest can’t help you; instead, you must write a letter to your bishop.
*]Tell him where and when you were baptized (they won’t excommunicate non-Catholics).
*]Tell him of your apostasy; you must describe both an intention of apostasy and an outward manifestation. Apostasy doesn’t count if you didn’t intend it or if it didn’t amount to anything.
*]Explain that you know this means excommunication—ignorance of the penalty would get you off.
*]State that you do not consider yourself a Catholic anymore and want your name taken off the official rolls of Catholics.
If you don’t hear back after a little bit, send the letter again—but this time registered mail with a note that this is your second attempt. If you persist, you should be successful. Source.
What I gather from that is that, among other things, intent must be proved, as well as the person declaring himself to be no longer Catholic. Why Me would fail on both those accounts, therefore he couldn’t be exed! 