Yet another oldie...RU?

[Lee1]

Wow. My concupiscent self wonders if you’ve made one which works on…humans!

 

[F_Marturana]

I’m not sure if it works in humans. I haven’t tested it on humans.

 

[Lee1]

Ok, I’m ready, try it now.

Well it’s been an hour and I didn’t feel or hear anything so I’m out from under the stairs now. Good though

 

[Milt]

Is this stun thingy like a taser for dogs?
RU going to decorate something for Christmas? (like a tree or something that is part of your culture)

 

[Lee1]

Yes I’ve decorated a fake tree. It looks…fake. But after Christmas dinner no one will care

(It’s a stunning noise, probably above human hearing, stops em dead I think!)

RU uninterested in doing jigsaws?

 

[Milt]

I have zero interest in them, my wife and daughters love to do them.
RU an early riser?
(Thanks for the info. I wonder if it would frighten crows?)

 

[Lee1]

No I’m a late riser, don’t know why
(You should be able to tune in to their wavelength but I’ve witnessed them getting desensitised to noises. Here the farmers use some kind of kite which looks like a large hawk, it flutters and is made of light plastic)

RU a dab hand at dabbing paint? (Interior decorating.)

 

[UpUpAndAway]

I’ve never tried, though I suppose I’d be capable of it.

RU the shortest person amongst your siblings?

 

[F_Marturana]

Yes. I’m almost the shortest in my house as well, just my 9 year old is shorter than I am.

RU doing any Christmas baking?

 

[boldlygo]

My wife is…

RU doing meatless Fridays during Advent?

 

[Milt]

I do meatless Fridays all year.
RU going on a retreat soon?

 

[F_Marturana]

No

RU having a craving for donuts?

 

[Lee1]

No, er …again no…definately no…dang yes I am

RU appeasing your neighbour about the height of his hedge?

 

[F_Marturana]

The houses on both sides of mine are currently empty.

RU a fan of cooking programs?

 

[Lee1]

I’ve never actually cooked a program, but spose I could try…are they like brochures?

RU going to make long distance calls to relatives on Christmas Eve?

 

[F_Marturana]

Similar to brochures, they cook quicker though.

Yes. My aunt in Italy

RU the owner of a pony?

 

[Milt]

No pony just a dog and a monster err I mean cat.
RU a hobbyist of some kind?

 

[Lee1]

Yes, my hobby is trying to be kind to some!
I used to write jokes as a hobby, I posted some, now I realise I never had a joke writing hobby at all!

RU hoping to get socks for Christmas?

 

[F_Marturana]

I like socks, so I would appreciate some.

RU a member of a fan club?

 

[Lee1]

No, but I once joined a protest group against my will.

RU buying tags for presents or making them out of old Christmas cards?