You might be in a redneck church if

[Luz_Maria]

I have no idea! We asked Sister about the sign, but she did not have an answer! Oh my Dad was livid about that sign! Imagine! He had been persecuted for years for the Faith! And now this!!! He was fit to be tied! My remembering his reaction makes me laugh now.

 

[thequietsinger]

I have no idea! We asked Sister about the sign, but she did not have an answer! Oh my Dad was livid about that sign! Imagine! My remembering his reaction makes me laugh now!

Maybe someone put it up there as a prank or something, and she really didn’t know what you were talking about! Haha, I can imagine! I’ve had moments like that myself. Over the summer, my younger sister and two of our cousins were playing hide-n-seek on Church grounds at the hall. I was with one cousin (13), and while running around a corner of the hall to see where the other two were, she goes, “Gracie, look! It says no trespassing! Do you think we’re gonna get in trouble?” She was worried the Priest there would be angry if we were playing around. I told her, “No, I’m good friends with him, he’s not going to mind. If he did, he’d tell me by now.” Sure enough, later that day she saw him and asked him, in which he replied, “Play where you’d like to! Go on and have fun!”

 

[Luz_Maria]

Yes, but this was by the church door. There was something like a front porch (with railing and all), and then the big sign by the church door.

 

[esieffe]

…If there is a copy of Field & Stream next to the hymnal.

…If there are more than 3 bass boats on trailers in the parking lot on Sundays.

…If the Pastor has a gun rack in his pickup truck and it has an “Off Road” package.

…If there is a horse shoe nailed over the entrance of the Parish House.

…If the Nun in charge of Sunday School is named Sister Calyape.

 

[esieffe]

…

…an empty paint can is used as a collection basket.

Or a hubcap!