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You buy into everything else in the paper, including the illustration of the red nosed reindeer made from a smear, and only saw the joke when you got to the conclusion?Let’s go over this again:
The conclusion was a joke.
I thought the whole thing was nicely comedic, right from the very first line:
“Leonard Leibovici, professor

Perhaps you’ve not heard the saying “lies, lies and statistics”. Perhaps you’ve not seen a statistical study proving positive health benefits of beer, then next week a statistical study proving negative health benefits from beer, then next week a statistical study proving…*The data however is the data, and this one unique study revealed a correlation between “remote prayer” and improved outcome. Meaningful perhaps, or a statistical fluke. *
A lot of independent statistic studies are necessary to demonstrate health benefits, not just a single light-hearted paper in a festive journal.
*Prayer is not a tool, some positive energy force, something one does to make one’s situation better. It does not cajole some powerful entity to do what you want.
Leibovici (professorHow the empirically, scientifically derived statistical results make sense is that God initiates the contact.*

The report doesn’t say whether the computer happened to choose more patients insured by company X than by company Y. If it did, company X saved a pretty penny on bed costs. God as a pawn of big business.*To think that God can be of assistance in helping reduce health costs is nonsense. God is not a pawn of big business. *
I’m still waiting for you to cite the official documents on vatican.va supporting remote retroactive prayer. It’s been several days now and I’m still waiting. There’s no point you trying to insinuate anything here. Please, no more procrastinating, cite Church teaching which supports remote retroactive prayer or admit it doesn’t.You and Brad seem to be the only ones here making that claim and then ridiculing it. I don’t want to say what it sounds like when you say such things.