Curmudgeons Under Down

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On that whole durn gun thing, Katy… this is what I think. I’ve changed my mind. Ban them, I say. The aussies banned them and no more trouble. And more regulations on the psych drugs too. 😠 I’ve seen enough. That’s right, I’ve had it. That’s right, the ol Wild West Daisy has changed her mind on the matter.
 
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Edmundus1581 said:
Gert can sit on her porch protecting her lawn, just in case.


I’ll bring a jar of vegemite.
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Now you’ve gone and blown my secret identity, Eddy Boy! 😠

Whatever happened to anonymity on the internet? Sheesh…

Well fine. Now all y’all know what I look like. 👵🚬

Carry on.
 
Yeah, probably. I can’t keep up my grades with a lovely young lass to keep track of.
 
We lovely lasses can keep track of ourselves just fine. 👄🚬 What are you suggesting anyway? Are you suggesting something? 😠 I am going to give you my cousin’s Facebook name and you will message her. She’s a nice girl.

I’ll be following up on this. 😠
 
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You’re right, the lovely lass would probably look after me. I have five sisters. I know how that goes. Women allow men to believe that they rule the world so guys can feel good about themselves. I have no doubt of that.
 
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Entwhistler said:
I have five sisters.
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Maybe you all have noticed articles with findings that indicate married men live longer and then have some lame explanation. I think it’s because women often will pester a man they care about to take care of himself. So there. 😠
 
Or maybe single men already experience a foretaste of the eternal happiness of heaven and can’t wait to get there, which accounts for their dying sooner, whereas married men know a little more of what purgatory is like and see no reason to hasten trading one kind of suffering for another 🤣.
 
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Interesting take. The way I heard it, married people serve their purgatory on earth, and get a fast pass once they die.
 
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Or maybe single men already experience a foretaste of the eternal happiness of heaven and can’t wait to get there, which accounts for their dying sooner, whereas married men know a little more of what purgatory is like and see no reason to hasten trading one kind of suffering for another 🤣.
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All that I can say to this is:

LOL!! 😁 😜
 
I think that diaper changing should get a person a week off of purgatory for each changing.
 
😡 I hope I don’t have restless legs syndrome in purgatory …achy and you have to keep moving them.
I haven’t had it for so long,calcium deficiency ? Magnesium?I’ll have to google again.Anyway,it’s a warm night and a ghost moth had flown inside …I’d forgotten it’s their time of year.
http://oneminutebugs.com.au/?tag=ghost-moth

Lack of iron perhaps,stand back …time to eat fried liver 😼😷
 
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I guess working in the pet store prepared me well for all the messes that come with babies. I can tell you, cleaning up after a large monitor lizard simply does not produce the same feelings of reciprocal love that come with babies 😒
 
A big net or fly swatter is more effective. Bats cause too much collateral damage.
 
This is a Curmudgeon thread. We’re all a little batty. Comes with the territory.
 
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