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StephieNorthCo said:
Don’t forget Catholic Answers mothership is in El Cajon. We could all get together and invade the place. I’m sure they would welcome the Mudgie contingent with open arms.

Or something like that.
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More likely they’d meet us with arms.
 
StephieNorthCo said:
Don’t forget Catholic Answers mothership is in El Cajon. We could all get together and invade the place. I’m sure they would welcome the Mudgie contingent with open arms.

Or something like that.
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Might be like the Wizard of Oz,just one wisened old man with a loudspeaker and special effects 🧐 do I get banned now?
 
I heard that Catholic Answers headquarters was like the chocolate factory in the Roald Dahl book, and that Karl Keating is now an eccentric recluse like Willy Wonka. If we mudgies are able to tour the facility, assuming we find the necessary golden tickets, we run the risk of being ejected when our vices are revealed! Which one of us has the pure heart like Charlie? 🤔
 
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christofirst said:
I heard that Catholic Answers headquarters was like the chocolate factory in the Roald Dahl book, and that Karl Keating is now an eccentric recluse like Willy Wonka. If we mudgies are able to tour the facility, assuming we find the necessary golden tickets, we run the risk of being ejected when our vices are revealed! Which one of us has the pure heart like Charlie? 🤔
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Clearly that would be you or Eddy Boy, though your taste in music leaves much to be desired. :roll_eyes:
 
christofirst said:
I heard that Catholic Answers headquarters was like the chocolate factory in the Roald Dahl book, and that Karl Keating is now an eccentric recluse like Willy Wonka. If we mudgies are able to tour the facility, assuming we find the necessary golden tickets, we run the risk of being ejected when our vices are revealed! Which one of us has the pure heart like Charlie? 🤔
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I think the best part of that book was the two sets of grandparents in the beds.

*wacks Gertie over the head. My boyfriend’s taste in music is perfect. Actually, it irks me that I like your music, Old Man. 😠

Oh cmon. I’m kidding. 😠

I need to take a break again. 😦
 
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Daisy said:
I think the best part of that book was the two sets of grandparents in the beds.

*wacks Gertie over the head. My boyfriend’s taste in music is perfect. Actually, it irks me that I like your music, Old Man. 😠

Oh cmon. I’m kidding. 😠

I need to take a break again. 😦
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Which one is your boyfriend now? Am I still part of the shotgun wedding with Eddy Boy? Or is he yours now? Or is Christofirst your sweet little man?

I’m so confused! 😭

And my head hurts! :crazy_face:
 
As the undesignated third wheel, I’ve brought the valentines. Be good or I’ll start throwing them at y’all.
 
Wait a minute. Are we going to have a wedding? Should we get the room? Maybe we can get one of the CA chaplains to officiate. Can I be the flower girl?
 
StephieNorthCo said:
Wait a minute. Are we going to have a wedding? Should we get the room? Maybe we can get one of the CA chaplains to officiate. Can I be the flower girl?
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I’ve been set up twice to no avail. I think it’s your turn, Stephie darling.

So who should we get for the groom… 🤔
 
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Can I be the flower girl?
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How about an egg woman. Or a flame thrower. Since it’s my wedding, we will be turning Gov into something too. Mostly because he has no way of defending himself here. I will therefore be dressing him up as em, I will dress him up as a flower-man. Serves him right for laughing at me when I had to wear the dadburned costume. Edmund is is not my boyfriend. I’m not attracted to intelligent men. 😠

Where’s Katy? 😠
 
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Nope. My marrying days are behind me. However, I’m open to being part of the bridal party.
 
Daisy said:
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StephieNorthCo:
Can I be the flower girl?
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How about an egg woman. Or a flame thrower. Since it’s my wedding, we will be turning Gov into something too. Mostly because he has no way of defending himself here. I will therefore be dressing him up as em, I will dress him up as a flower-man. Serves him right for laughing at me when I had to wear the dadburned costume. Edmund is is not my boyfriend. I’m not attracted to intelligent men. 😠
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Excellent. Now we’ve got a party going!

[private message to Daisy – don’t complement the Aussie boy, koalas get big heads and fall out of the trees]
 
I’ll make the dress! 😃😃😃

I’ve got loads of white wool, white pine, white linoleum, white duct tape, rolls of toilet paper, white chocolate, and white wine. The materials are set then. I’ll get working on the design.
 
StephieNorthCo said:
Egg woman. I get to throw eggs? Awesome!
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Reminds me of a story I heard years ago. The couple got the bride’s 4-yo nephew to carry the rings up. Problem is, during the ceremony he kept making these growling sounds. After the ceremony, they asked him why he was making those sounds, and he proudly replied, “Because I’m the Ring Bear!”
 
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