Curmudgeons Under Down

[Milt]

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[katy]

The shiny thing around his waist is a cumberbund. Young people today just haven’t been given the proper knowledge. Gotta teach them all the finer points.

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[StephieNorthCo]

You can achieve the same effect with shiny black duct tape.

 

[katy]

You can achieve the same effect with shiny black duct tape.

True, but it tends to stick around.

 

[Greenfields]

A crumb catcher

 

[Greenfields]

Thanks I’m kind of familiar with it but didn’t know the name.Now I know all about it!

 

[StephieNorthCo]

We did that to a friends future hubby. Only I used the stuff with the VHB backing. (Very high bond-that stuff sticks).

Only problem was he couldn’t get it back off. I understand it was an interesting wedding night.

I had to lay low for the next month or so.

 

[katy]

So how did you get him to hang around so you could stick him up, so to speak? Did you maybe use one of those darts they use on wild animals to knock them out in order to put an ID tag on them?

 

[StephieNorthCo]

They made the mistake of coming back from their Batchelor party.

 

[katy]

They made the mistake of coming back from their Batchelor party.

 

[DarkLight]

The band where her hands are will make men think about her breasts under there. It’s immodest.

Sadly, that is actually pretty much what teenaged me got told. It was a dress somewhat like:

 

[Gertabelle]

I was going to express a preference, but as it’s not my wedding this time, I’m going to stay out and keep it that way. These things can turn very quickly.

@Daisy, I’m glad to hear you don’t like intelligent men.

Wise choice there, Eddy Boy.

 

[oldgraymare2]

In my slow sleep deprived mind this morning I read
Cucumber vest.That would go dandy with a cocoon dress …

(what the heck is a cumberbund?)

LOL!!
Just laughing, that’s all!

 

[oldgraymare2]

Ahhh…!

I have to tell all of you that I’m laughing all of the way through this thread, from one end to the other!! LOL!!

You are all so hilarious, for a bunch of Curmudgeons!

 

[Gertabelle]

We love you too, OGM.

 

[oldgraymare2]

We love you too, OGM.

Thanks, Gertabelle!

You are all so much fun to post with, seriously, and all of your posts are just so hysterically funny and witty.

I’ll start reading them, and before I know it, I can’t stop laughing by the time I get down to the last post on the thread!

I’m like this, with my nose running and my eyes watering! →

 

[Gertabelle]

I also get a lot of giggles and some genuine guffaws out of this thread.

Love our little mudgie community here.

Now seriously, get off my lawn.

I’m going to bed.

 

[Entwhistler]

How do you actually pronounce guffaws? Guh-faws? Goo-faws? Goof-offs?

 

[StephieNorthCo]

Yes

 

[Gertabelle]

How do you actually pronounce guffaws? Guh-faws? Goo-faws? Goof-offs?

As my daddy used to say, “Look it up in the dictionary.”