Bare minimums for real? NO EMHC’s EVER!!!
Seriously.
“We need EMHC’s because we have such a large parish.” (We’re Special!)
– No, you need priests all the more. Why do you need EMHCs? So you don’t have to wait? Patience is a virtue. The Mass has been disregarded and disrespected and made into a LOOK AT ME!!! pride parade. It would do well that all are patient and made to wait and prepare one’s heart all the more for Jesus. Longing for Jesus and your heart is looking so forward to this before being able to finally receive Him would be a great joy for everybody!! What is the unfortunate norm now? Lining up, grabing your coat, putting your grubby little hands (that have touched your eyes and shaken the hands of everybody around you) on GOD THE CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE, making some sort of vague sign of the cross while marching out of the church. Right after you receive Jesus. Instead of going back to your pew and meditating that you just ate, You Ate, YOU
ATE, your Creator. YOU. ATE. HIM. …Though, mabye you’re leaving because you can’t concentrate on meditation because some magpie is warbling some hymn, none of which the rest of the congregation has any interest in.
“We need EMHC’s because of the priest shortage. Pray for more priestly vocations.”
–Hmmm…no. Again. This goes to the first objection. You know what would get me to pray for more priests? Having to wait to receive the Eucharist. EMHC’s are much too instant gratification for our souls. Why should we have to fast or put ourselves out at all, church doesn’t even make me wait…and, can’t they just hurry up, as soon as communion is over we can leave…or maybe I’ll stay, yeah, yeah, I’ll let the congregation enjoy my presence some more. Besides, I need to talk with so and so after church about something and that person is here now. At least I can sit down and relax after going up to communion.
I’ve mentioned it before in another thread, EMHC’s (who themselves may have touched their eyes or picked at a scab and then felt the need to touch the hands or hug everybody, (and I’m including hugging in the germs because who knows what has touched their clothes and what clothes they are touching)) are probably not the best Catholics anyway because if they were, they would realize that they are not NEEDED (exception: Masses where there are over 250 people. NOT parishes. Masses. Maybe one for every 250 people. MAYBE.). They oftimes agrandize themselves to think they are necesary and they are special. I am going off something that happened on this forum. A woman kept saying she was a Eucharistic Minister and how she gets so much out of going to parishoners houses to give the Blessed Sacrament and blah blah blah and people kept point out to her, beating their head against a wall, she was a Extraordinary Minister of Holy Communion; she is not needed, she is an invention. Also, they tend to be women. And, women who aren’t dressed well (showing the proper respect to God).
“Oh, how horrible!!! Somebody isn’t dressed to your standards! Only those who can afford the best should serve God!

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–Well, yeah. If you don’t have the right clothes, and, I am talking lay people. In America, especially, don’t distribute God. You can serve Him by being humble and wait to receive him from a priest.
“You don’t know! Maybe they wear the track suits or jeans because they have some horrible affliction and it’s how they can be comfortable!”
–If they need to be comfortable, they shouldn’t be standing saying, “The Body of Christ,” to all who trudge up to them.
Furthermore, what happens to the EMHC’s hands AFTER they are done handling God? In the TLM, the priests forefinger and thumb never leave each other unless they grab another Host once they concencrate until after Mass. The same cannot be said about modern priests…who will pay for that in Purgatory. I don’t think the EMHC’s really understand what it is they are doing. If they do, they may view it as a novelty. I really don’t think that EMHC are aware of Catholicism because if they were, they would NOT agree to be EMHC’s.