You know Ace…had to think about that one. It really isn’t the freemasons at all. It is anyone who sits in the pew each Sunday or whenever they go to mass, and calculates the following.
Oooooooooo,
I saw a freemason license tag on a car, I’m going to report that person.
I saw teenagers wearing jeans to mass, I’m going to report that.
Woman are not wearing headcoverings, I’m going to report that.
I saw a woman on the altar and she didn’t have a dust rag, I’m going to report that.
I’ve been going to mass for 10 yrs now, and Mr. and Mrs. Smith still only have 1 child and they got married the same year as Mr. & Mrs. Jones and they have 7 children, I wonder if they are contracepting, I’m going to report that.
Too many Haugen-Haas songs are being sung by the choir, I’m going to report that.
The priest seems to effeminate mannerisms, I’m going to report that.
Altar girls

, I’m going to report that
I was at the mall the other day and I saw John and Suzy Smith’s daughter working at Starbucks, I’m going to report that.
My wife and went to a barbq at the Jones’ last Saturday, and I saw a DVD on the entertainment center, and it was the DaVinci Code, I’m going to report that.
Whew!!! Why do we go to mass? Geez, I forget.
You find most if not all examples of the 10 items I have written, right here on these boards.