I was wrong about Harry Potter

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I’m surprised no one has mentioned Lord of the Rings yet! There’s magic and fantasy all through that series! Rings that make you invisible, wizards, elves, giant eagles, the list goes on! :eek:
 
I’ve studied Louisa May Alcott’s March family trilogy for almost 40 years. (Little Women, Little Men, and Jo’s Boys)

I am convinced that the books are anti-men. They depict men as weaklings always in need of at least four women to get them through life.

I guess all of you are just going to have to give up all the venerable but harmful classics in this thread, and instead, read MY novels for kids! jazzicals.com/ 😃
 
I’ve studied Louisa May Alcott’s March family trilogy for almost 40 years. (Little Women, Little Men, and Jo’s Boys)

I am convinced that the books are anti-men. They depict men as weaklings always in need of at least four women to get them through life.

I guess all of you are just going to have to give up all the venerable but harmful classics in this thread, and instead, read MY novels for kids! jazzicals.com/ 😃
Ah - no good! That girl’s knees are perfectly outlined under her leotard - an occasion of sin for boys!! :eek:

😉 😉 😉
 
I’ve studied Louisa May Alcott’s March family trilogy for almost 40 years. (Little Women, Little Men, and Jo’s Boys)

I am convinced that the books are anti-men. They depict men as weaklings always in need of at least four women to get them through life.

I guess all of you are just going to have to give up all the venerable but harmful classics in this thread, and instead, read MY novels for kids! jazzicals.com/ 😃
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Isn’t there some truth that there is a great need for more women on earth due to the great needs of men?:eek: 😉
 
Nah, never mind…e-bob is just saying that Dumbledore is gay. :whistle:
I didnt say he was gay-the BASALIK said he was gay! Of course Harry shortly thereafter dispatched him with a sword(the basalik, not dumbledore) PERHAPS Rowlng was making a comment on homophobic snakes?
 
Harry Potter is ok.

Dr. Suess really is evil. Go get the book It’s Your Birthday and read the blasphemy.

Honest to God. I had a vivid Dr. Suess nightmare where I was in Dr. Suess Hell and I was being force fed hot dogs and cakes and the Cat in the Hat was Satan.
 
I’m surprised no one has mentioned Lord of the Rings yet! There’s magic and fantasy all through that series! Rings that make you invisible, wizards, elves, giant eagles, the list goes on! :eek:
And Tolkien was totally promoting bad hygene. Hairy feet, gross!!
 
Exhibit II

Today we will tackle one of the most insidious children’s books of all time. It was also made in a movie that helped propel the star of World War II.

I am speaking of the Wizard of Oz. It’s plot revolves around a young girl who ,having consistently flouted County leash laws, runs away keep from having her vicious dog put in the pound. She soon finds herself in a magical land where she proceeds to kill two loving sisters, one to steal her shoes and the other to keep her from burning infected straw that causes those exposed to it to dance like marionettes on a string & sing silly songs.

Having dispatched the two sisters she proceeds to help the Wizard of Oz defraud her “friends” - giving a fake diploma to a scarecrow, engages in medical malpractice by giving the tin man a nonfunctioning heart and sets a Lion up for sure death next time he is in a battle when he finds out a fake medal bestows no courage on him.

The movie also demeans short people, contain gross cruelty to animals in scenes were fake wings were glued on monkeys and the monkeys and thrown off the parapets of a castle and, promotes pollution when “Surrender Dorothy” is written in the sky in toxic smoke .

To top it all off after putting her companions through pure hell ,convincing than she needed their help to get home , it turns out she could’ve gotten home any time she wanted with help from no one.

Germany ,seing the great harm this movie could cause its children invaded Poland to keep the movie from opening there bringing about World War II.

Please join me in demanding this book be removed from every library in the country and every copy of the movie destroyed. This book and movie make Harry Potter look like Anna of Green Gables.
 
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