I was wrong about Harry Potter

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And coincidentally (?), Professor Kirke is also not married - could he, too, be homosexual? (After all, the wardrobe is his …) :eek:
It’s tough to protect our children nowadays isn’t it. Do you think is anything symbolic about the beavers?
 
And coincidentally (?), Professor Kirke is also not married - could he, too, be homosexual? (After all, the wardrobe is his …) :eek:
Doubtful, he had a girl friend in his early years (The Magician’s Nephew). In "Last Battle’ he is killed in a train wreck along side her ((Polly Plummer) and brought to Nariia with her, where he spends his afterlife with her.

Oh yea, she insists the kids call her “Aunt Polly”

Not conclusive, but pretty strong in favor of his heterosexuality.
 
Doubtful, he had a girl friend in his early years (The Magician’s Nephew). In "Last Battle’ he is killed in a train wreck along side her ((Polly Plummer) and brought to Nariia with her, where he spends his afterlife with her.

Oh yea, she insists the kids call her “Aunt Polly”

Not conclusive, but pretty strong in favor of his heterosexuality.
So what do you think about the lion ripping the witch to shreds with absolutely no remorse and suffering no consequences?
 
It’s OK, there was clearly a MR and MRS Beaver, so they heterosexual 👍
Yeah, but beavers build dams, which is too close to damnation!!! Our youth don’t need to hear about dams and marxist-influenced beavers (they cooperate on building those dams, you know – very socialist!!).
 
Wasn’t the lion God?
He was? So the book depicts God as a vicious animal tearing his enemies apart? If he was God why didnt he just disarm her ? Is that the message we want to pass on to our children? God is a visous animal just waiting to tear you to shreds?

Like I said the Author claiming this book was about God has suckered generations of parents into letting their children read this book. Its probably one of the reasons some children embrace Wicca rather than associate themselves with such a vengfeull, vindictive god.
 
Yeah, but beavers build dams, which is too close to damnation!!! Our youth don’t need to hear about dams and marxist-influenced beavers (they cooperate on building those dams, you know – very socialist!!).
I had not thought about that! This book is heinous on many different levels!
 
He was? So the book depicts God as a vicious animal tearing his enemies apart? If he was God why didnt he just disarm her ? Is that the message we want to pass on to our children? God is a visous animal just waiting to tear you to shreds?

Like I said the Author claiming this book was about God has suckered generations of parents into letting their children read this book. Its probably one of the reasons some children embrace Wicca rather than associate themselves with such a vengfeull, vindictive god.
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:crying: Such wisdom!
 
I’d like to participate, but all the books I read growing up made no bones about being totally screwed up. And see – I turned out great! 😃
 
I’ve had no idea. I am just going to keep my kids in the dark so they will not be able to read anything.
 
I’ve had no idea. I am just going to keep my kids in the dark so they will not be able to read anything.
Only teach them Latin. I don’t think Harry Potter has been translated into Latin yet.

Then again, scratch that Latin idea. If you teach them Latin, they might think that they’re smart or somethin’.😃
 
So what do you think about the lion ripping the witch to shreds with absolutely no remorse and suffering no consequences?
That’s fine, Leviticus said not to suffer a witch to live, remember. You’re not supposed to feel remorseful when you kill witches :cool:

( And technically, Aslan didn’t rip her to shreds, he killed her with a swipe of his paw, 😛 )
 
He was? So the book depicts God as a vicious animal tearing his enemies apart? If he was God why didnt he just disarm her ? Is that the message we want to pass on to our children? God is a visous animal just waiting to tear you to shreds?.
No, the books depected Aslan with no vices, hence he could not be vicious - having vices (which is, of course, the opposite of virtuous, having virtue) 😃
 
That’s fine, Leviticus said not to suffer a witch to live, remember. You’re not supposed to feel remorseful when you kill witches :cool:

( And technically, Aslan didn’t rip her to shreds, he killed her with a swipe of his paw, 😛 )
Well thats intersting-when Harry tried to harm the WITCH Bellatrix you pitched a fit. All those people those remorseless kids were hacking to death with their swords ar shooting full of arrows. were those all witches? If Rowling says Harry was Jesus does that make everything he dd OK-or does that just apply to Lions?:rolleyes:

I am afraid this book should be kept from a children-a vicious, vengeful god and serial killer children.
 
No, the books depected Aslan with no vices, hence he could not be vicious - having vices (which is, of course, the opposite of virtuous, having virtue) 😃
Other than ripping a woman apart and leading Kids in mass murder he was a great guyy
 
Only teach them Latin. I don’t think Harry Potter has been translated into Latin yet.

Then again, scratch that Latin idea. If you teach them Latin, they might think that they’re smart or somethin’.😃
Also, they might read Metamorphoses, or The Illiad and the Odyssy, or The Aeneid, which all make Harry Potter look like the expurgated version of The Waterbabies (which has faeries in it, but no noticeably naughty children) - or they might get hold of The Republic, which talks about a utopian society where men and women are equal - :eek:

Uh, yeah - better not teach them Latin!! :eek:
 
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