I’m glad I read this thread , otherwise I might have made the huge mistake of buying all these EVIL books and films for Christmas.
which brings me to another important point; I have firmly concluded that SANTA will NOT be welcome into our home this year, for a number of different reasons:
firstly he wears a red suit and likes to take the focus off Jesus, which is way too similar to another shady charachter I can think of. At Chrismas time he has shrines in every corner which are faithfully visited by his devotees.He promises children their hearts desire, yet fails to deliver.
His religion is greed and materialism and his devotees are encouraged to be self-indulgent.He is the epitome of gluttony and drunkenness, what with all that eating and drinking. He allows his devotees to call him **FATHER **christmas . Not to metion that he has convinced parents that it is a good idea to wait in line to sit their children on his lap, and PAY to for this “privellage”.

As well as all this, he obviously dabbles in the black arts, which give him dark power to
- levitate reindeer and an enourmous sleigh.
- Lift the enourmous weight of toys for every girl and boy.
- travel faster than the speed of light.
- allow him to spy on every child in the world at all times (I suppose this could be done with modern technology as opposed to black arts, but apparently he’s been doing this for centuries!)
His whole exsistence relys on blatant lies from parents to their children!
Lastly, and most importantly, his name is “Santa” which is an anagram of “Satan”.
Do not be fooled!!
Children beware!!! :bigyikes: 