Great…Here’s another guy claiming Jesus’ Body has been found to the public. When will we run out of such people?

I mean, many popular figures today seem to have made it a point in their career to discredit Christianity in some form. James Cameron has just become one of them.
Now, how do we reconcile that with the belief that Jesus’ Tomb was here in Japan or in India? Are there multiple Jesuses of Nazareth?
You know, I have heard that there was once this man digging in the empty lot in Scotland when he saw an ossuary titled ‘Peter that is also named Pan’. He opened it and saw the bones of a 70-year old man.
We can deduce that:
- Peter Pan is a normal human who did not go to Neverland, never remained young, had a wife named Wendy and children, and was apparently quite popular to gain a following.
- He was killed in his 70’s by being hung on a tree and had his corpse thrown to the dogs. His corpse was rescued by Wendy.
- Peter’s followers began to look on him as the One who went to Neverland and had a group called Lost Boys (the main propagator is someone named Paul (Revere), who had a head bump at a car accident and thought He saw Peter). Meanwhile, Wendy and her children began hiding from the Peter Pan-ists who tried to kill them because they will reveal the ‘truth’ about Peter Pan.
- Peter’s contemporaries (the real Lost Boys) wrote a biography about Peter that was kinda popular. At the legalization of Peter Pan-ism in the 310’s, the Emperor Walt D., who was a convert to Peter Pan-ism from Mickey Mouse-ism, ordered that the Biography be altered to support the beliefs of the Peter Pan-ists.
- Peter Pan-ists, in their 2000 year history, persecuted the remaining descendants of Peter to hide the fact that he is just a normal human who married, instead showing the story that he never grew old, stayed in Neverland, and had an enemy named Capt. Hook. (itself a fictional character)
- But not everyone is fooled by Peter Panists. Daniel Orange, in his latest controversial book ‘The Duccio Cryptograph’, claims that Duccio di Buoninsegna’s artworks reveal the fact that Peter is just a man. The main character is chased by an
Irish Altar Boy (named Barnabas) from the Pan-ist order of Deus ex Machina, founded by a Spanish Priest (now a Pan-ist Saint) Joselito Marina Estrema.
Likewise, The Biritish pop group Bugges’ recordings, when you backmask their songs, you could hear the phrase ‘Pete is dead, Pete is dead’ over and over, obviously referencing the Founder of Peter Pan-ism.
Plus, the
Peter Seminar, founded by J.D. Croissant (Jacob Derrick Croissant), and Mattheus Cyborg, attempt to reconstruct the original Peter’s Biography.
This discovery will shake the foundations of Peter Pan-ism, I tell you.