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Once saw this sign posted over the urinal in a municipal airport men’s room:

Pilots With Short Props and Low Manifold Pressure–Taxi Up Close
 
disclaimer, friends of animals may want to pass this one…

A farmer is walking with a prospective buyer when they see a beautiful pig in the yard, except it has a wooden leg.

The buyer asks, “Why the wooden leg?”

The farmer replies, “That pig is so smart, I let it drive the kids to school.”

“Great, but why the wooden leg?”

“The pig is so smart it has a degree in horticulture and philosophy.”

“Amazing! But why the bloody wooden leg?”

“Well, when you have a pig that smart, you don’t eat it all at once!
 
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A weapons company started making land mines that look like prayer mats.

The CFO says prophets are through the roof.
 
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