How is this catastrophe to be resolved? There may be a number of correct answers.
**Answer #1 **-- It will be resolved 100 years from now when we are all deceased. Not to worry, the Church will get around to it someday, and is it really all that important?
Answer #2 – the woman should sell her home in England and move into her vacation home in Malta (based upon which Bishop’s accompaniment better meets her needs).
Answer #3 – the woman should keep her home in England and sell her vacation home in Malta (again based upon which Bishop’s accompaniment better meets her needs).
Answer #4 – the woman should follow the sage advice of, “When in England, do as the English do” and “When in Malta, do as the Maltese do.” (You know, it’s the when in Rome … or when in Vegas … thingy)
Answer #5 – the woman should convert to the Church of England since salvation can be found there too and essentially the Catholic Church has now become Protestant
Answer #6 – Francis should answer the four Cardinals’ dubai and reaffirm orthodox teaching (or confirm for the world that he is both a material and a formal heretic).
Yes, this is the substance of farce, and it is not becoming for the Church that Christ himself established.