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Lochias
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Hope her parents are just as happy and excited when she comes home one day with a fractured skull, after some big ol’ lugnut half again her size clobbers her like a freight train. 
"What’s that, dear? You lost three teeth and can’t see in color anymore? We’re so proud of you!
"What’s that, dear? You lost three teeth and can’t see in color anymore? We’re so proud of you!