Perhaps Jesus said something like this:
"All power in heaven and on earth has been given to me. Go into the whole world and proclaim the gospel to every creature and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit, teaching them to observe all that I have commanded you. For whoever believes and is baptized will be saved; whoever does not believe will be condemned. And these signs will accompany those who believe: in my name they will drive out demons, they will speak new languages. They will pick up serpents (with their hands), and if they drink any deadly thing, it will not harm them. They will lay hands on the sick, and they will recover. And behold, I am with you always, until the end of the age.”
Obviously, I only compiled the two statements together, but as is clearly demonstrated, the statement still contains a fluid non-contradictory thought. And even this above proposed statement would be probably an abridgement. Think about it; Jesus may have spoke to his disciples for several minutes or even hours, but the above quote takes all of 35 seconds to say. Quite probably, Jesus spoke longer than 35 seconds.
In Christ,
Irenaeus
Irenaeus,
You’ve done a simply marvelous job with merging these quotes. Very insightful. And, as you so rightly point out, fluid and non-contradictory.