Name the worst movies ever made

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On that one episode of Senfeld, Jerry was in line at the movie theatre to see Plan Nine from Outer Space. When Elaine tries to get him to get out of the line and go somewhere with her he says, “we’re talking PLAN NINE from outer space, Elaine! This isn’t plans one through eight that weren’t successful. This is plan nine, the one that worked!” 😛
jmcrae said:
Maybe there was a “Plan 8” that never made it to the big screen. 😃
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gurneyhalleck1 said:
On that one episode of Senfeld, Jerry was in line at the movie theatre to see Plan Nine from Outer Space. When Elaine tries to get him to get out of the line and go somewhere with her he says, “we’re talking PLAN NINE from outer space, Elaine! This isn’t plans one through eight that weren’t successful. This is plan nine, the one that worked!” 😛
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“Plan #1 was ruined when the flying saucer’s support strings got all tangled up together”
(from the on-screen commentary of Pan 9 by Mystery Science Theater 3000 creator)
 
AWFUL as in horrible for their message:
  1. The Eternal Jew from Goebbel’s propaganda filmworks–equated Jews with vermin (rats, cockroaches) Prepared the Germans for what became the “Final Solution”
  2. Birth of a Nation just about every “fact” of history shown in this movie is wrong, but it inspired the revival of the Ku Klux Klan in a more virulant and pervasive form
  3. The Black Stork A silent movie that promoted the “science” of eugenics. The climax is when prarents of a 'defectivce" baby untie the umbiblical cord, let her bleed to death, where the baby’s soul is shown held in the arms of an approving Jesus.
 
LOL…Ed Wood made the most hilarious movies, oh man. I have almost all of them. They’re a riot…
Lion_of_Narnia said:
“Plan #1 was ruined when the flying saucer’s support strings got all tangled up together”
(from the on-screen commentary of Pan 9 by Mystery Science Theater 3000 creator)
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Glitter

The Pokemon movies

Any movie with Sylvester Stallone that wasn’t one of the Rocky or Rambo series
 
Of course the Pokemon monies suck. There’s only one movie based on a video game I’ve seen that didn’t suck, and that was the Prince of Persia movie.
 
rocklobster said:
Of course the Pokemon monies suck. There’s only one movie based on a video game I’ve seen that didn’t suck, and that was the Prince of Persia movie.
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Prince of Persia was very well done, it actually managed to stay very thematically true to the reboot game series (starting with sands). It had all the elements from the games that I loved, and a fun story to boot.
 
Rick09 said:
Any movie with Sylvester Stallone that wasn’t one of the Rocky or Rambo series
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You are wrong! 😛

Off the top of my head:
Oscar
Demolition Man
Tango & Cash
Honorable Mention to Cobra

tee
 
I just thought of the perfect series to add: all 7 Police Academy movies.
 
Anything remotely connected to L. Ron Hubbard deserves to be ousted 😛
 
I actually like Battlefield Earth 😃 I like all of Hubbard’s Si-Fi books (Not the scientology books and yes I have read those too, I even went to a scientology church in Kansas once, but I ran like hell from there :p)
 
You mean you’re not Tom Cruise jumping up and down on the sofa with Oprah? 😃
 
Two actors I used to really like, Mel Gibson and Tom Cruise, have such major league issues in real life that they’re almost unwatchable now :p:D
 
gurneyhalleck1 said:
Two actors I used to really like, Mel Gibson and Tom Cruise, have such major league issues in real life that they’re almost unwatchable now :p:D
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I still think both are fine actors, and I honestly truely enjoy Mel’s directorial work. I just pray for his genuine and full conversion, and for him to over come his personal cross and carry it. They both need a lot of help. Tom I have also generally enjoyed in his professional work.
 
They both need serious conversion, no doubt. Tom Cruise has serious issues with which religion to belong to, Mel has issues with everything from soup to nuts.
crazzeto said:
I still think both are fine actors, and I honestly truely enjoy Mel’s directorial work. I just pray for his genuine and full conversion, and for him to over come his personal cross and carry it. They both need a lot of help. Tom I have also generally enjoyed in his professional work.
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