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Perhaps you will both appreciate this anecdote.
One time as I was driving through Virginia on my way to Washington D.C., I stopped for some coffee in a Waffle House. I was alone and so was sitting at the counter. A young man was the waiter and, asking where I was going, he exclaimed disdainfully “Washington is full of Yankees”.
About that time, a middle aged couple came in and sat down in a booth. As they started talking to each other I recognized that they came from “further south” than Virginia. When the waiter came and asked for their drinks, the woman said “Well ah think ahl have a cherra coke” and the waiter said “I’m sorry ma’am, but we don’t have any cherry coke”. The woman responded “You mean y’all don’t have cherra sirrup to put in the coke?” and he said “no ma’am”. So she said “Ok, then ahl just have a co-cola”.
The waiter went to get the drinks and the woman’s husband leaned over and said quietly “Dear, you have to be more careful. We’re up north now and these yankees do things differently.”
My parents retired in FL. God grant them eternal rest, but not in the same room.
When I visited them for the first time, I had never seen the real FL. I had only been to Disney and the like. I noticed that my Dad was feeling kind of lost. I asked him about it. His immediate answer was, “Someone turned the map upside down.” It cracked me up. The southernmost state of the USA is like a suburb of the Northeast.
My poor mother who was Israeli and spoke with a very strong Haiffa accent and has spent most of her married life in VA couldn’t find her way around K-Mart, because people didn’t understand when she said things like “Da yuns carry bottled vawter.”
That idea just sent the rest of the extreme Traditionalists running in the opposite direction. Did you forget that they do not like Franciscans? What’s the term that Iast heard them use? Help me out here, “Mealy toast” or something like that.If that doesn’t work, perhaps we can make Oct 4th a national holiday? I hear there are many non-Catholics who are quite fond of St. Francis.
If it’s your birthday, that changes everything. I say bring out the fireworks. :dancing:I’m definitely for this, on top of it being the Feast of St. Francis but October 4th is also my birthday!!
Fraternally,
Br. JR, FFV