No one is asking you to, Tweety, although it is clear that your brain definitely needs some washing.

And you and me; come to think of it, all of us. Just think of what goes into our minds when we watch TV or movies or read the paper/magazines.
Persons who claim to be Catholic have an obligation to understand why the Church teaches what she does, and if they do not agree, assent that the Church is right, and seek by prayer, obedience, and study to be conformed to Christ’s image as manifested through the Church. At the very least, those having difficulty accepting the Teachings are to avoid public dissent, such as the kind you have demonstrated here. Public dissention by a person claiming to be Catholic is a grave insult. I feel sorry for you that you feel insulted. I’m wondering of a verse that said that Jesus ever was insulted. I think that is a human fleshly emotion. Just my opinion.
Most of us have had to accept one or more elements that we just don’t understand (yet). Peter and the 'Apostles did not understand what Jesus meant when He said “my flesh is true food” either, but rather than walk away from Him, Peter said “to whom shall we go? You have the words of eternal life”. We trust that the Word committed to the Church by Christ are the Words of Life, and we will not find them anywhere else. Look at the context of the Gospel of John: Jesus spoke metaphore after metaphore. That’s why the statements of Jesus about His Body and Blood are metaphorical in John 6. Those who left were correct if in fact Jesus meant to literally eat His Flesh and drink His Blood. It was forbidden to eat human flesh and drink human blood. No wonder critics of Christianity thinks Christianity is canabalistic. BTW, Jesus said His words were Spirit and Life. They are to be spiritually understood and they give life to the real hearer.
Tweety, Jesus is not going to give any one individual a special revelation that contradicts what He has already revealed to the Church. I believe you are sincere in your desire to discern the Truth, but the promise He made to lead into all Truth was given to the Church. Individuals can only benefit from it to the extent that they are in unity with the One Body. God never contradicts Himself or His word. That’s not in question here. The question here is whether your understanding of the church Jesus founded is correct. We all will probably find many suprises when we get to Heaven.
These type of comments are insulting. They imply that we do not study, and struggle, and examine all that we are told. It comes across really condescending. Especially from someone who does not appear to have ever studied the reasons behind the doctrines with which she disagrees. Do you mean to tell us you are insulting us when you tell us our understanding is incorrect? Are you being condescending when you tell us our doctrinal understandings are incorrect. Are you telling us we don’t study? Come on, Guanophore.
Do you really think it is a good representation of Jesus for you to present yourself as someone you are not? How does this glorify Him? How does insulting all the Catholics here by giving a bad example show love of your neighbors? How are you fulfilling the commands of Roman 14? You are not, IMO.
If you wish to pretend to be Catholic in your parish, that is between you and your pastor (and God, to whom you will answer for your duplicity). When you do it here on CAF, you malign the Church in public. You expose yourself to all to be held accountable for misreprenting yourself as well as the Church. Your church must not have broad shoulders. That’s precisely why Jesus built His church on His own shoulders. He is strong enough.
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In that case, it is inappropriate for you to claim to be Catholic. Your opinion; not necessarily God’s**.