Tell an Outrageous Lie about the Previous Poster, Vol. III

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Greenfields goes out of her way to stomp on cockroaches. She the puts them in her stew.
 
BridgeN makes IWantGod a deal he couldn’t refuse. “Join us or we will make you eat Greenfield’s cockroach stew.”
 
Milt eavesdrops in on BridgetN and IWantGod’s conversation, and begs to be allowed into Bridget’s group too.
 
Poor Milt…eavesdropping on that ‘conversation’…

“Duuuh”…“What”…“Duuh”…'Where"…“I don’t know”…'Wha’d you say?"…“Duuh”…
 
Poor Milt…after all these years, still trying the macho routine…
Milt has been president of the Don Knotts Fan Club for decades…he lounges at home in his Barney Fife pajamas, wears a holstered cap gun, and even has a fake bullet in his pocket, ‘just in case’…
 
boldlygo writes propaganda pamphlets about the evils of soda pop, and hands them out to every teenager he sees.
 
BridgetN went to London to pay her respects to the queen

Upon arrival she was stopped and sent back by the immigration police.
 
Yeah! Rather be in USA anyway!

IWantGod buys an ice cream cone, then pours so much sprinkles on top, all the sprinkles are used up. And all the kiddies cry.
 
Boldlygo became jealous of Milt’s presidency of the successful DKFC after his fan club, The Gomer and Goober Fan Club, folded up.
He is now trying to found a new club named the “Grass Watchers” , but it is difficult to recruit members to watch the grass grow.
 
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He is now trying to found a new club named the “Grass Watchers” , but it is difficult to recruit members to watch the grass grow.
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…Especially since Milt periodically comes through with her lawnmower, and mows the grass they are trying to watch grow.
 
Heeey…I work grounds maintenance at a golf course…we all watch the grass grow…

BridgetN stopped by recently…she doesn’t play golf, but she’d heard rumors about all the ‘hot’ guys that work here…they turned the sprinklers on her…
Bridget had the last laugh…she grabbed a plastic trash bag and played slip-n-slide on the practice green…
 
Greenfields, AKA Hogcalling Sally, prepares said porridge with such skill, and then serves it while wearing a French maid dress…who could possibly refuse?
 
A cat in that garb…hahaha…😼
Boldlygo is a circus clown 🤡
 
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Whoa…wait a minute…you’re supposed to LIE on this thread…

Greenfields, AKA Hogcalling Sally, is an occasional guest performer at the circus…she’s the ‘siren’ that tells everyone that the show is about to start…she also does her world-famous “SOOOEEE” call at the start of the clowns’ pie-eating contest…
[Last week, she showed up wearing her micro French maid dress, and nobody watched the clowns…]
 
There is a reason why boldlygo is called “Morpheus in the hood”,. He is often arrested by the police for selling red and blue pills.
 
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