Tell an Outrageous Lie about the Previous Poster, Vol. III

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Boldlygo lives in a tree hut ,it’s quite old.In fact it’s the same one he played in as a child in his grandparents backyard.The original house is long gone now,and know one except the squirrels know of his secret dwelling place .🐿️
 
Greenfields makes squirrels pull him about in his carriage. He makes 'em slave away all day.
 
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When the squirrel found out Greenfields is a lady they chased her up an old gum tree. Now they think she is a a Kookaburra.
 
Milt eats squirrels and kookaburra even to their extinction. (shame on you 😡)
 
🤣 Actually I used to hunt squirrels, and have eaten them. They make a nice stew.
 
Nooooo! 😱 Shame on you! 😉

Okay here goes a lie:
Milt eats slugs off her garden plants to save them from death.
 
BridgetN chuckled as she reprimanded Milt for hunting squirrels…she’s actually a big-game hunter, with a trophy room that has taxidermy from four continents…
 
Milt loves Tabasco sauce on chocolate ice cream. Claims it makes it taste better.
 
joeybaggz condemns all Tobasco sauce eaters, while he eats it everyday, (he wants to keep it all for himself)
 
CAF’s resident big game hunter, BridgetN is in search for a new big game trophy from a continent she has previously not explored. She has decided that her next trophy on her wall, with be the fearsome Koala bear from Down Under. She is currently two hours short of her pilot’s license and when she receives it, the good sport that she is, she will take her rented F-18 complete with four 50mm cannons and Hellfire missiles in search of the wily bear. It is rumored that Greenfields has caught wind of her nefarious plan and has alerted the Australian Air Force to be on the lookout for the intrepid big game hunter.
 
joeybaggz stalks people on the internet, and hacks their accounts in order to find out exactly what they are doing, or planning to do. Oh, he also is a vegan, and wants to save all Koalas.

plus…darn it, now I’ll have use my special hellfire missiles on those Aussie air force planes. (I will not be stopped in my quest for luscious Koala meat 😈 )
 
BridgetN likes to climb tall trees and scream obscenities at passersby…
 
Bridget is a closet sadist. Last Christmas she bought gift certificates for Dunkin Donuts, and distributed them to the local Diabetes support group.
 
joeybaggz makes up outrageous lies about users on CAF and believes them.
 
After distributing the gift certificates to the Diabetes support group last Christmas, Bridget went to her weekly meeting of the “Reality Denial” support group. Word has it that this Christmas she is getting tickets for the local hearing impaired support group for a Stevie Wonder concert. And she is giving Stevie himself, a ticket to a Marcel Marceau show.
 
Ha ha very funny.

joeybaggz chews chairs to bits and spits the pieces out at his neighbors.
 
BridgetN asked me to join a group

I asked “what is this group?”

She said “the Italian mafia”

I said “Hell no.”
 
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