Tell an Outrageous Lie about the Previous Poster, Vol. III

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Oddly enough a caricature of IWantGod looks like a normal rendition.
 
The Legend has recently come back from a secret mission from the KGB to infiltrate MI6. But little does the KGB know that they’re being infiltrated by the CIA with TheLegend. And little does the CIA know TheLegend infiltrated them for The Mossad.
 
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The Legend has recently come back from a secret mission from the KGB to infiltrate MI6. But little does the KGB know that they’re being infiltrated by the CIA with TheLegend. And little does the CIA know TheLegend infiltrated them for The Mossad.
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Little does mVitus know, that i take my orders ultimately from CSIS…wait i forgot i was not supposed to say that. oh well something else mVitus does not know is that he has been secretly trained by CSIS as a hit man, oops, hit person. And upon reading or hearing the magic word he will transform into a heartless killing machine.
 
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And upon reading or hearing the magic word he will transform into a heartless killing machine.
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Given my hearing loss and how many times people notice me saying “what,” you guys really didn’t think that through. 😉
 
mVitus has ingrown toenails and bites his nails to the quick…or is that ingrown fingernails and bites his toenails to the quick…I can’t remember which he told me 🤥
 
Greenfields, aka Hog Calling Sally, sleeps only during the daytime. Stories abound about the lady dressed in overalls and jump boots wandering the night with bloodshot eyes and long fingernails. Several neighboring farms have lost livestock and the local authorities are now looking for a descendant of Abraham Van Helsing to investigate Sally’s comings and goings.
 
Greenfields has got it wrong. I was afraid, but I just found Van Helsing’s 3rd cousin twice removed and I just bought him a ticket on QUANTAS Airlines. Hog Calling Sally’s days are numbered.
 
Greenfields is untraceable for one main reason: Greenfields is a computer program. It is an AI. So killing machine really applies.
 
Bartholo has an extensive collection of ‘Beanie Babies’…they adorn several shelves in his bedroom, and are occasionally used as chess pieces on the checkered carpet…
 
Boldlygo is bored,standing by his icecream stand by the sea.Its early Spring and horribly cold,mean eyed seagulls his only company on this windy day.
Tonight he will go home,watch reruns of The Office and feel worse and eat too much icecream,.
 
How does Greenfields know what Boldlygo does in the evening. It is because Hog Calling Sally is a creature of the night. Presently she is bringing Boldlygo several half gallons of Rocky Road and Mint Chocolate Chip. WAIT A MINUTE, what is that she is slipping into the mint chocolate chip? It looks like a syrupy liquid of some type. Poor Boldlygo, little does he know the fate that awaits him as a result of Greenfield’s fiendish ways.
 
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Joeybaggz was caught jamming out to the re-recorded version of Ice Ice Baby in an abandoned parking lot outside of a bait shop.
 
SuperLuigi bought and now owns a fortune 500 company. For some reason he wants me to be the new face and CEO of his organisation.

I refused…I feel embarrassed about the idea of selling tampons.
 
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joeybaggz bags offered me a high ranking position in his organization. He promised all kinds of perks and incentives to replace a recently deceased member of his company.

I refused…i will never endorse or support cocaine smuggling.
 
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Not wanting to make a fortune, IWantGod has started his own financial advise company. Right now his two hot “can’t miss” deals are the timber rights to Death Valley, and Toys r’ Us stock. Invest at your own risk !!
 
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