Tell an Outrageous Lie about the Previous Poster, Vol. III

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Greensfield, ever since learning more about kangaroos has decided to see a front pouch on all her clothes and carry children around in them. The children don’t mind, but their actual parents do.
 
Mvitus is thinking about being a Hindu. He has already conquered one God. Now he is looking for more of a challenge.
 
IWantGod lists her job description as a professional stripper. As such she gets angry calls when people find out she works with a grill to cook New York Strip Steaks, hence the stripping. Innocent IWantGod still hasn’t found out why there’s all the anger.
 
MVitis 's mother used to catch the wayward child by the ear and use a bar of soap to wash his mouth out,and still does in his adult years.
 
Greenfields sells the bars of soap MVitus’ mother uses to wash out his mouth. So far, with the profits, she has been able to put a down payment on a beautiful stretch of beach on Tahiti.
 
Joeybagz, when asked if he contributed to making the soaped, lyed about it all.
 
mVitus had his mouth washed out so many times that he actually developed a taste for soap…he now substitutes it for cheese in his kitchen. Some of his favorites include Mac-and-Palmolive, Ham and Irish Spring on Rye, and Ivory on saltines…
 
Word on the street is that boldlygo is secretly a rabbit fancier. While others are stocking up on chocolate bunnies, boldlygo is adding yet more real bunnies to the secret underground bunny rabbit city in his backyard where their numbers are constantly growing and compounding on a daily basis. If you listen closely, you can hear him cackle and wring his hands about the day when he and his massive army of armored war-bunnies will rise up and sweep all before them.
 
Shazirah owns a business that manufacturers crossword puzzles - in Latin. Outside of the Vatican, business stinks and she is looking for a second job.
 
And by the way, does anyone know what happened to (name removed by moderator)??
 
Joeybaggz is pretending to not know the whereabouts
Of Mc(name removed by moderator) ,whom he has gagged and bound in a little outhouse in the garden planning on ransoming.
 
Greenfields once had to take a drug test at work. They gave her a box of cookies and sent her wait in the waiting room. An hour later they finally called her in and she was to bring the cookies as well. She passed not one cookie was ate. Well that was easy thought Greenfields as she was out on a “smoke” break. But who ever thought of chocolate chips and oat meal for a cookie?:confused:
 
TheLegend was a perfect doll today and made us cookies. Happy April Fool’s. (Now try finding out which is the lie.)
 
Aha,no longer April Fools for me in this far off land of the future…free from your trickery mViitus tha magician…😼
 
Greenfields is a magician herself. She can make a 1.14L (40 ounce) bottle of whiskey disappear in a blink of an eye.
 
Blah 😤 ,not my style…but thank you kindly for the basket of chocolate Easter Eggs the legend (oops!)
Sometimes the legend is a gentleman 🤓
Maybe I did have too much energy drink come to think of it…🤔
 
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Greensfield, do you live in Newfoundland? Or do you live in Europe? Or elsewhere?

Greensfield took those chocolate eggs home. When her family saw she had them, they wanted her to share so Greensfield, being a rational woman, ran to the bathroom and locked the door behind her. She has since made a couch out of the towels and rugs and is currently sitting in her new temperature controlled bed, a filled bathtub. She figures the eggs will be rationed out over the next few momths. (The Legend made a LOT of eggs.) Her family is now wandering the streets in desparate search of a toilet,
 
Greenfields once auditioned to be a magician’s assistant.They turned her down as Greenfields beauty would have stole too much of the show.
 
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