Tell an Outrageous Lie about the Previous Poster, Vol. III

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mVitus enjoys the looks and surprise every time he rides his unicycle through the drive thru of McDonalds.
 
Greenfields, aka HogCalling Sally, works at the McDonald’s near mVitus’ house and is in charge of all the sausage oriented menu items. It was Greenfields tenacious suggestions that caused McDonald’s to brimg back the McRib sandwich.
 
joeybaggz favourite pair of corduroy pants are so old and worn out they do not even go swoop swoop any more.
 
What a great descriptive sound 😃
The Legend cuts his faded jeans down into shorts for summer .
 
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Now that is an outrageous lie.
Even in 95F/ 35C weather i have never,as an adult, worn shorts let alone take off my shirt
 
Well at least you probably won’t get melanoma’s 😁 Do you have a humid heat where you are ?
 
Joeybaggz dresses as Easter bunny and distributes Chocolate eggs to the elderly in a nursing home on Easter.He sulkily refuses to hang up the ears and whiskers to his wife’s dismay ,continuing to wear them for a further two weeks.He likes to keep to character after the fun .
 
Didn’t everybody?

Greenfields puts bugs in glass jars and makes them fight.
 
Greenfield, aka Hog Calin’ Sally, has come up with a bold and innovative suggestion in her home diocese, which has reduced the harmful societal effects of mortal sin. Murders are down 29%, robbery is down 45%, crimes against women and children are down over 60%. And other societal menaces are down ever greater. Her suggestion to the Bishop. At confession, instead of giving penances of saying certain prayers, sinners as a condition of reconciliation are to watch 8 straight hours of commercials for Progressive Insurance featuring that albino chick, Flo. The thought of such a horrible penance has not only chilled Catholics and set them on the right path, but the idea is spreading to other denominations and results according to officials of those churches are reported to be consistent with the Catholic statistics.
As a commendation for her brilliance, the Bishop has awarded Hog Callin Sally, the Ad Altare Dei award. Sally humbly accepted.
 
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No, but there was this woman I once knew named Barbara Stone. I could tell you more about her, but I probably would be thrown off CAF, so you’ll just have to let your little fetid minds, wander …

Greenfields dyes all her Easter eggs, black.
 
Not quite true…Joeybaggz buys naturally black eggs off
myself ,$10 each for a Century Egg.

 
There are many rumors floating around JoeyBaggz during a recent bowling tournament rolled 13 straight gutter balls and on the 14th roll he ended up with a 7-10 split.
 
Upon entering the bowling alley, I bought a small mushroom pizza from Milt. I don’t remember a thing after the first slice.

Milt plays the Easter Bunny at his local shopping mall this time of year. Instead of handing out bunnies or Easter eggs, he gives the children nothing. The dads accompanying the tykes though, get a can of Budweiser.
 
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