Tell an Outrageous Lie about the Previous Poster, Vol. III

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You can’t mess with Emcee MD1!
If you try to test him he pulls out a Gun.
They all think the same where he comes from.
And everybody thinks he a lyrical don.
 
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While attending a party, at Brittany Spear’s house, IWantGod could not find the door to leave. IWantGod had nothing else to do join in the hard drinking partying. When Brittany found IWantGod wandering around IWantGod could only muster up, oops did again, as an excuse for still being there.
 
The Legend enjoys his exciting life of being a jockey ,and has acquired the skill to hold the rains in his teeth while he continues to keep up with CAF on his smart phone as well as keep up with the race.
 
TheLegend a jockey??? TheLegend is an 8-foot-tall, 450 lb sasquatch! If they raced Clydesdales, it might work…

Greenfields, aka Hogcalling Sally, went to the drive-in movie on her Harley…parked in the front row, pulled her lunch out of the saddlebags, and sat down to enjoy the movie…
Unfortunately for everyone in the audience, the movie was ‘Babe’…as soon as she saw the pig, she stood up and cut loose with a tremendski “SOOOOEEEE”…the screen toppled…everyone got a refund…Greenfields escaped on her Harley, and is still in hiding…
 
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Boldlygo has a second job. It is as a stunt double in Hollywood. His last two gigs were doubling for Mr. Potato Head in Toy Story !!, and doubling for Bob the Minion in Despicable Me II. Upcoming gigs include doubling for the first 265 pound Bond Girl in the next James Bond flick, and standing in as a stunt double for Mater, the truck in Cars IV.
 
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joeybaggzzzzz went to all these movies, but hasn’t seen any of them…he slept through all of them. The rug rats in the row behind him at ‘Toy Story’ amused themselves by pouring Dr Pepper into his mouth, watching him gag, and then almost immediately resume snoring…they ended up rolling him down the aisle after the movie had ended, and he slept through that, too…he was recently hired as a sound-effects man for the off-off-Broadway production of ‘Rip Van Winkle’…he’s offstage in a recliner, snoring through the entire production.
 
These thoughts chased one another through the reptilian flat head of bodilylegless ,his lidless eyes and slitted orbs glistening, flickering forked testing the air about him before sliding into the grass by Joeybaggz garden path to strike him in the leg.
 
Greenfields decided it was time to build a lake home in the desert. Trouble is, no one told him there was no water. At least he has plenty of “beach” to make sandcastles out of…
 
I would 'like ’ that if I could …here have some icecream instead (my birthday tomorrow 🤫 ) 🍨
 
Boldlygo’s taxonomy collection had grown so large, he needed new space. He attempted to finish a “basement” at the Maine Bait Shop in order to do this, but it didn’t go so well in high tide…
 
SuperLuigi is out of work again…he’s getting his rent money by staying up nights rolling cigarettes for his friends and relatives…he stores them in his old shoeboxes [Keds, size 14 EEEE], and delivers them on Sunday, so he can get a free meal [Which he usually sleeps through]…
 
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Boldlygo is the eyes and ears of the city,with his little newspaper stand on a prominent street corner.He smiles knowingly as he exchanges cigarette papers for coins ,moustache twitching ,eyes beady as he gleans more information for who knows who.
 
Greensfield is turning 22 this year. It’s the 50th time she’s done so.
 
mVitus was given the honor of being the king of Antarctica by the CIA. He gave it serious consideration. He spoke to priests, psychologists, and even wrote a letter to the Pope asking for advice. But after ten years of deliberation he turned it down, not because of the obvious fact that it’s far too cold to live and rule in any reasonable capacity, but because he would be too far away from the nearest McDonald’s.
 
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Fun Fact: I do actually live 3/5 minutes walking distance from a McDonald’s.

IWantGod initially started her spiritual journey with a typo. She was hungry and had tried typing into an internet search browser: I Want Cod. But the ‘c’ became a ‘g’ and the rest is history.
 
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