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Boldlygo lives downwind of Joeybaggz. Hence his nose long ago shriveled up, fell off his face, and sought asylum in Canada where it now owns a highly successful maple syrup company.
 
mVitus is a hoarder…three times now, he’s moved to a bigger apartment so that he’d have room for his ever-growing stacks of newspapers…when he can no longer get to the kitchen or bathroom, he finds a bigger apartment, and gets his friends [both of them] to help him move…
 
boldlygo directed the movie American Pie. When asked what the movie was about he replied “Its good wholesome family fun”
 
Boldlygo is a borg and spends his days reading Star Trek books written in binary.
 
mVitus directed the movie Alien. When asked what the movie was about he replied "Its good wholesome family fun"
 
IWantGod is actually a polish, communist spy. He was extremely displeased with Pope John Paul II’s visit to Poland, and the subsequent downfall of the Soviet Union. He now works to restore communist rule over Poland. He has not been very successful.
 
Bartholo has a third hand. It’s located over his belly button and is constantly mistaken for gut fat or a xenomorph.
 
Bartholo’s third hand is named mVitus, and that explains the constant mistaken identities…
 
Boldlygo lives with the old maid in a shoe. And the shoe isn’t even a shoe, it’s actually just a chiseled rock made to look like one
 
youngsterat16 is seriously into karaoke…she performs at various local clubs a few times a week, but her rehearsals are much more frequent…every afternoon, she sets up her own ‘club’ in the basement rec room, with three or four of her Barbie dolls at each of several tables…then she performs for them from her ‘stage’ - actually an old dining room table minus the legs…she even has an applause track which plays at the end of each song…
 
There are no mirrors on the walls of Boldlygo’s abode, since his reflection does not show in them. He is never seen out and about in the sunlight, but he is frequently seen loitering at the neighborhood blood bank after dusk, patiently waiting for an invitation to enter.
 
…you should see the cape I’ve had in my closet for the past four decades…

christofirst didn’t give up on his hope to win BattleBots…this time, he modified his garbage-can armor with a mister, to keep it cooled when hit with a flamethrower…the opposition hit him with a dusting of wheat flour, and the resulting goop [technical term] stuck him to the floor…he’s still there, and the show aired a week ago…
 
boldlygo use to bully me at school. Apparently he doesn’t like boys who have pot bellies.
 
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You deserved it…you were a whiny, snot-nosed brat!

IWantGod is still bullied…by ‘friends’…at lunch…on break…at the beach…the list goes on and on…
But it all ends on the way home…when IWantGod climbs into his Hummer H1, and rolls over anyone and anything that dares to get in his way…
 
Boldlygo has found work as a “consultant” at an advertising and marketing company. He is an inspiration to all who work there, especially the “idea people”…they simply watch him mill about the building all day. Their observations of Boldlygo have inspired such winners as, “The Smelfie” commercials, “Captain Obvious”, and the new line of “Oops, I’m sorry, I can’t help it” greeting cards.
 
1Lord1Faith has the honor of being organist/cantor at the Cathedral…is a good friend of the bishop…is highly respected by all in the Cathedral Parish.

Early one Saturday evening, convinced that it was Friday evening, he decided to pull an all-nighter…he bought a case of Old Milwaukee Light, his all-time favorite brew, and got out all his favorite 80’s music…after several hours of imbibing and listening, he heard a ‘thump’ in the apartment hallway…he went to the door, and found - Horrors!! - the Sunday paper!!
'I’m on at the Cathedral in 45 minutes", he thought, as he hurriedly showered and dressed…

Long story short, when the bishop and his entourage processed down the center aisle, they were greeted with a rousing version of ‘Karma Chameleon’…the parishioners thought that, somehow, this was OK, and those who knew it sang along, until the whole place was rocking…the bishop was not amused…

1Lord1Faith is now in the closest place to hell that the bishop could think of - he’s in the Cathedral basement, taking care of the preschoolers during all the Masses at the Cathedral…
 
Boldlygo is known to,go,to the beach 🌴 wearing a skimpy swimsuit 👙. But 0very the swimsuit he has a wetsuits, drysuit, and gets around inside a Zorn ball, mever touching the water. People gawk at him, but just keeps rollin’.
 
mVitus often wears his Flintstones pajamas to corporate meetings. Because of his aggressive nature everybody pretends not to notice.
 
IWantGod’s mother once said, “Don’t worry. He doesn’t bite.” She had to muzzle him after being proved wrong.
 
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