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mVitus catches all the skunks that run away and de-skunks them, making them into cute, cuddly pets that he sells on the black market
 
During the summer of '67 AmericanRose, wanting to “find herself”, tried to hitchhike from her hometown in Kentucky to San Francisco. She ended up walking the whole way, except for the ride she received from a group of Jehovas Witnesses during a thunderstorm. By the time she got there the summer of love was over.
 
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1Lord1Faith is planning to sell dried rhubarb leaves instead of flowers on Valentine’s Day.
 
SuperLuigi used to live in the shadow of his brother, SuperMario, at their father’s plumbing business. Bit that all changed after SuperLuigi bought a giant oversized Venus fly trap and his brother ‘mysteriously disappeared.’
 
Bartholo was once a stand-in for the boy band Menudo. He learned all of the songs and dance moves and he waited for his big break. When Ricky Martin left the band, Bartholo was ready for the spotlight, but sadly, his voice had changed and he was fired. Crestfallen, he left the music business.
 
Christofirst adores having tea with the Queen of England. They wear fancy hats and drink earl grey, and prince William knows he can’t talk to the Queen while Christofirst is there. The Palace would riot
 
AmericanRose is actually British, hence why she knows about the tea thing.
 
mVitus’ retirement plan consists of comic books, Star Trek figurines, baseball cards and an incomplete My Little Pony collection. Unfortunately, he forgot where he buried them.
 
It was 1965, and 1Lord1Faith, always enamored by movie stars, was working in the mail room at NBC in Hollywood, and told a coworker, “I’m going on a star trek this afternoon to see where my favorite movie stars live.” Gene Roddenberry, desperate to find a name for his new television show about space exploration, was walking by the mail room just then and overheard the conversation. The rest is history.
 
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christofirst has what he considers a foolproof way to pick up women…he goes to a bar in a college town, sits next to a co-ed, and strikes up a conversation - the usual small talk…he’ll talk until he sees a class ring, and then comments “I’ll bet you went to Dartmouth”…the sweet young thing will then say “Why yes, I did…how did you know?”…"Oh, your sophistication, your self confidence…’…and things go from there…obviously, no mention of the ring…

Recently, he had the chance to try it out…he sat next to a young woman at a wine bar, struck up a conversation, and eventually: “I’ll bet you went to Brown”…Why yes, I did…how did you know?"…Oh, your sophistication, your self confidence…"…

To his surprise, she responded “And I’ll bet you went to Podunk U”…'Why yes, I did…was it my sophistication that gave it away?"…“No…I saw your class ring when you were picking your nose.”
 
boldlygo has been known to always use cash to pay for his bus rides. While it may cost more at times, he secretly cherishes when the money-taking machine is broken, allowing to “get away” with riding the bus for free.
 
mVitus is the only person in history to complete the New York Times Sunday crossword puzzle in under thirty minutes … using crayons.
 
Joeybaggz is still a busboy…he absolutely loves his work - the job itself isn’t that great, but he gets to nap in between busing tables…his real name is Joeybaggzzzzz…
 
Joey, if it was at the Last Supper, then how did you get the New Testament books? o.O

Boldlygo still hasn’t forgiven joeybagzzzz for the one time joeybagzzz slept on boldlygo’s lap, while waiting on boldlygo!
 
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