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christofirst is still employed by NASA…Twenty years ago he was in charge of making sure that youngsterat16 had enough stimulus to keep her occupied on the Casini spacecraft. Despite his questionable choices regarding entertainment, which included play dough, reruns of Three’s Company and a tennis racket, he has managed to take a lead role in NASA’s latest endeavor, “Project Flat Earth, Disproving the Obvious”.
 
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1Lord1Faith knows why the earth is flat. He refuses to tell the rest of us.

–the meanie.
 
Zaccheus also knows why the earth is flat. He’s still finding a display case for his giant rolling pin.
 
Bartholo is a wizard for figuring out how to italicize on this forum.
 
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mVitus glues still-living fireflies to cardboard to create mosaics, then waits until dark and puts them on his crushes’ doorsteps.
 
XnDrk never bought a computer. He uses fishing line and a Rube Goldberg system to run a wooden interface connected to a lightning rod. His RAM is a ram and therefore the computer doesn’t operate during sleepy time.
 
We often hear about “the cloud” these days, where massive amounts of computer data are stored. Well “the cloud” has a name, and it is mVitus. Blessed with a phenomenal memory, he constantly peruses the internet and remembers everything he sees. Silicon Valley executives were at first pleased to learn about and to profit from his amazing talent, but they are now concerned that this one individual knows too much.
 
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While christofirst was a child, he once got so scared while at Disney world, those scary toons in suits, that he ran away from his parents, ending up in the restricted area they kept the fireworks. After tripping, he accidentally set them off, but fortunately one tourist of the park captured it on their cell phone and the modernized castle with fireworks behind it was born.
 
mVitus recently joined an international pen-pal club…the moderators evaluate all members, and then match them with a pen-pal of similar interests and intelligence in another part of the world…mVitus’ new pen-pal is a hamster in Bolivia…
 
Ouch, boldygo, ouch. 😥

Boldlygo loved Star Trek. In fact he was so enamored with the show that he was very disappointed to not be in the final episodes or latest movies. That of course is because he never looked at what written when he heard, “To boldly go where no man has gone before.”
 
Boldlygo is an avid Star Trek fan, going to all the conventions and wearing Vulcan Ears in honor of Mr. Spock. He has been in mourning for over a year now when informed of the death of Leonard Nimoy, and only comes out of his room to post on CAF. Live long and prosper, Boldlygo.
 
Wow…two hamsters…

mVitus and his new pen-pal hit it off so well that he decided they had to meet face-to-face…he built a wooden shipping crate, complete with air holes, loaded it with the necessary provisions, and shipped himself to Bolivia…when he got there, he learned that his pen-pal had been mistaken for a mouse, and fed to a pet snake…he’s now spending his life’s savings trying to find that snake in an attempt to rescue his newfound soul-mate…
 
boldlygo has a very large house. he need one so he can hide his life size replica of the Enterprise hidden. It is very large.
 
There are five different versions of the Enterprise…I have life-size replicas of all of them, plus an oversize replica of Voyager, in my broom closet…yes, it’s a very large house…

Bartholo is so egotistical that he drives a 1990 Yugo GVX, figuring that if he can pick up chicks in a Yugo, he must really be awesome…
 
Boldlygo’s username is an homage to the motto of the Starship Enterprise, to boldly go where no man has gone before. Unfortunately that also describes his golf game. His tee shots are know as “Captain Kirks” as they boldly go where no man has gone before. Playing in the Soupy Sales Play Dough open in Fargo,North Dakota, he hit a tee shot so far right it ended up on the shoulder of the interstate. Trying to play a second shot, he accidentally stepped aboard a bus and was last seen on Interstate 90 just west of Missoula, Montana.
 
joeybaggz likes to cruise around retirement homes in his 1966 Cadillac hearse.
 
“joeybaggz likes to cruise around retirement homes in his 1966 Cadillac hearse.”

As the driver or the passenger???🤨🤨

The Legend … isn’t!!
 
Joeybaggz got into the body bag industry too and decorated them with flowers and rainbows. Finally people had something there were wiling to be caught dead in.
 
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