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Irishmom2 said:
James214 spends his free time writing romance novels for aliens.
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For amusement, Irishmom2 sneaks into james214’s secret lair of free lance writing and draws mustaches and collared trench coats on the illustrated aliens. Then she scribbles out every “the” in the novels and replaces them with “Mr. Miyagi” in red ink. And if she has spare time, she’ll even knit sweater covers for the various novels and title them “with my garden spade”.
 
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Bartholo said:
Irishmom2 is really a Russian spy. She does it out of love of Putin.
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oh you messed me up!

Well then. Batholo is actually the mr miyagi that Irishmom speaks of in the romance novels for aliens. And to be completely honest, he stinks with using chopsticks.
 
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youngsterat16 is unlike any other 16-year-old I’ve ever seen…her dream vehicle is a shiny purple extra-large tricycle with a handlebar-mounted basket, an aoogah horn, and a false antenna with a squirrel tail at the tip.
 
Actually the bike is shiny silver with metallic purple edging.
*on a seperate note, I made that account nov. 2015. if only I can change it as the years go on 😞

Boldygo has a matching tricycle that is silver and metallic black. He also has rainbow streamers dangling from the handlebars, and a pointed horn near the wheel. He never did outgrow the unicorn style. For fun, he likes to ride this trike to Good 'ol Mr. Wilson’s house to pay him a visit. As expected, Mr. Wilson did not appreciate this gesture as much…
 
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youngsterat16 uses her dream trike in her new job…she’s a delivery person for Pizza King, and she’s able to stack three deliveries in the handlebar-mounted basket…all goes well unless the deliveries are uphill, in which case the pizza arrives cold and a bit soggy…
 
boldlygo is currently embroiled in a long-running lawsuit with the Pizza King restaurant chain, because he considers himself the one and only true Pizza King, ruler and supreme overlord of Pizzaland.
 
christofirst is obsessed with spinach, so much so that every picture they have in their house is of a can of spinach. christofirst likes to bathe in spinach and even likes to snuggle up with it at night. Fun fact: christofirst is the first human to marry a can of spinach.
 
thephilospher6 is just jealous that christofirst9 has developed muscular biceps from eating said spinach. He [thephilosopher6] has always been obsessed with Popeye as a young whippersnapper and can’t stand anyone who is popeye “impersonators”

(Note: He hasn’t been able to gain muscles by eating said spinach. He has horrible memories of eating it and has been scarred for life by it. So anyone who eats it becomes a “Popeye impersonator” in his mind.)
 
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Youngesterat16 once ate a can of spinach herself. At first she felt fine until the swelling began. As her muscles enlarged she broke out windows, then walls, and finally a subdivision before being told she was never allowed at book club again. This event further triggered The Philosopher’s envy.
 
mVitus always regretted telling youngsterat16 that she couldn’t come back to the book club meetings. He couldn’t get enough of the spinach wraps that she was known for bringing to the book club. Fortunately, for the other members of the book club, mVitus’ gastrointestinal disagreements with spinach wraps were no longer an issue at the meetings.
 
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1Lord1Faith is a Russian KGB agent with a mission to hack the financial records of major companies around the world. Fortunately he has been stopped by CAF as his frequent visits disrupt his progress.
 
On his return voyage from accepting the Pulitzer Prize, noted author mVitus made the shocking discovery that everything he writes actually comes true!
 
christofirst used to be the villain of one of mVitus’ lesser know stories. But everything that mVitus writes becomes true…
 
Bartholo is the evil mastermind of a secret organization that discovered cold fusion for the purpose of building his secret layer at the earth’s core. He has set the planet’s self-destruct for five hours.

reads above posts

Uh oh.
 
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Bartholo is the evil mastermind of a secret organization that discovered cold fusion for the purpose of building his secret layer at the earth’s core. He has set the planet’s self-destruct for five hours.

reads above posts

Uh oh.
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mVitus has a very specialized kind of dyslexia that affects only his ability to read and write in contest of time.
Five hours to nVitus is five thousand years to the rest of us.
 
Zaccheus doesn’t have autocorrect on his phone. He intended every word he wrote. 😉
 
mVitus doesn’t have a phone. He doesn’t believe in technology.
 
Bartholo is an agnostic phonist that uses an old Nokia phone. He tends to use the design argument to show how Nokia was the best phone ever made. He is agnostic though, so he is not sure if Nokia is still in touch.
 
DetectiveNiko has written a ‘Letter to the Editor’ to every major newspaper in the country, claiming to be a nuclear physicist, and also stating that he alone is responsible for ‘climate change’ - his portable transmogrifier operates at a wavelength that causes water vapor to vibrate, producing heat…he’s demanding $40 billion as his price to dismantle the transmogrifier…[the transmogrifier is actually an old refrigerator box…he got the name - and the idea - from an old ‘Calvin and Hobbes’ comic strip.]
 
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