I can tell you have degree in Christian theology.
Well, here is a typical line of “reasoning”:
Atheist: What would you do if God commanded you to rape and murder? Would you follow his command?
Theist: But God never would do such horrific things! God is pure love!
Atheist: Read your Bible. God did preciesly that and more. God ordered Abraham to sacrifice Isaac and stopped the process in the last minute. God ordered the Israelis to kill all the men, women and boys and keep the virgins for themsleves. God personally killed all the humans and all the animals. Is that a sign of love?
Theist: You are not qualified to interpret the Bible. You are not supposed to take every line of the Bible in a literal fashion.
Atheist: I see… so you indulge in cherry picking, deciding which verse is literal and which one is allegorical.
Theist: That is not cherry picking!
Atheist: It sure is.
Theist: No, it is not. I do not decide these questions.
Atheist: So who does?
Theist: Only the Catholic Church has that authority.
Atheist: So where is the official, infallible interpretation of every verse, where we can all look it up and see them? A Catholic-annotated-Bible, so to speak?
Theist: There is no need for it. If there were such a book, it would prevent us from arguing both sides of the coin, when the need arises.
That is how you guys argue. Refuse to answer a simple hypothetical, immediately diverting the question into something else. When cornered there, you lash out and try to blame the other party for taking the “Holy Scriptures” too literally, even though your assumed “official interpreter” never did the interpretation… What did the Church Lady say? “How conveeeeinient!!”… This is your “theology”.
And observe. The original question was never addressed and never answered.