The Lard is my Shortening

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Trans fats are Good 😋
 
It’s good that it is digestible. I hate eating things that aren’t digestible. 🤣
 
You know, waaaaaaaay back in the day, ladies used it in place of expensive creams for dry skin.
No kidding. Look it up.
 
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My Joe is “suggestible” (gullible) and he does digest vast quantities of food. I think he must have a tapeworm. He;s skinny.
 
I’ve always wished I had that sort of metabolism as I am a fan of eating vast quantities of food. 😜 Alas, I suppose God knows I need to practice moderation. 😣
 
Except for tamales!!! One MUST eat copious amounts of tamales!
(or your children just don’t turn out right) 😉
 
Except for tamales!!! One MUST eat copious amounts of tamales!

(or your children just don’t turn out right)
My wife makes a fantastic tamale. The ones that come in the glass jar at the supermarket are just nasty?
 
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Get Walmart corn chips. (I think they’re the best)

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Add McCormick Applewood rub to the chips and you have some rather delicious chips. 😋
 
Crisco is also great for lubricating other, ummm, 🤨 things like the motor shaft on my Champion Juicer!
 
Now you did it! 😉

Yummmm!

I want to make a Lava or pudding cake, one of these days…

I have an easy recipe for one, that is so good and decadent! ❤️
 
Oohhh!

What a fabulous idea!

I will have to give this a try!

What other yummy snack ideas have you tried, that you can share with us?! 🤔
 
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Twinkie as a hot dog bun 🤭
 
LOL!!

My Great-Aunt made a cake out of Twinkies one year, as a birthday cake for her sister.

My Gramma wasn’t particularly thrilled, to say the least.

My Aunt thought that it was a novel idea.

As for me, I couldn’t stop laughing, but my poor dear Gramma was mortified.

She was a good sport about it, though.

Basically, it was Twinkies all lined up in a large cake pan, and then covered with whipped topping mixed with chocolate ice cream syrup, I think.

If you’re really into eating junk food novelties, then you’ll love it and appreciate it!! LOL!! :crazy_face: 😁 😉 😋 ❤️
 
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