The Right to Arm Bears

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Matthew_Cox said:
as a resident of West Virginia, i can tell you animals as a whole are not endangered. given two or three seasons without thinning the population, the state would quickly become overrun between the deer and elk alone (recently introduced to the ecosystem) due to the decidedly low number of living natural predators
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Right but herein lies another question. How would deer and elk vote. Would they be conservative or liberal. I think what you are advocating is animal population control. Similar to Margaret Sanger of Planned Parenthood. By making the deer and elk less than full citizens you are marginalizing an entire species, let alone race. I say we arm the animals, and let them have a full voice in government. Bears especially should be the militia of the resistance.

Are you advocating arming bears to kill deer and elk? I concur my good fellow!
 
My suspicion is that the thread has been infiltrated by bears posing as humans, here to argue for all the weaponry they can lay their hands on. :onpatrol:
 
edwest2 said:
I don’t think bears have the needed ability to grasp an assault rifle properly, are terrible at learning things and while they have good hand-eye coordination, would have no clue regarding loading a fresh clip, even if shown a hundred times. And clearing a jam? Forget it.
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Sarcelle said:
How about making guns more bear friendly? 😛

My background is in engineering and I am familiar with the human factors approach where the designed product would be optimized for human operation. Instead of human factors we have bear factors.
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I’m sure this can be done…after all, people have found ways to arm sharks with friggin laser beams on their heads.

And lasers could help bears cut through ice in cooler climates.
 
jediliz said:
what about the right to bare arms? Don’t we all have the right to wear short sleeved shirts, as promised in the Clothing-stitution?
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No its the right to bear arms. As in every one should have a pair of bear arms on their w:Dall
 
Truthstalker said:
My suspicion is that the thread has been infiltrated by bears posing as humans, here to argue for all the weaponry they can lay their hands on. :onpatrol:
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I doubt it. Everyone knows bears can type less than 10 words a minute. That and they can’t spell… wait a minute, you might be on to something here. I see that on another forum where I am a moderator.

Ed
 
edwest2 said:
I doubt it. Everyone knows bears can type less than 10 words a minute. That and they can’t spell… wait a minute, you might be on to something here. I see that on another forum where I am a moderator.

Ed
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With an assault rifle, they can dictate!
 
Truthstalker said:
My suspicion is that the thread has been infiltrated by bears posing as humans, here to argue for all the weaponry they can lay their hands on. :onpatrol:
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I’m surprised that no one has asked for the right to barm ears yet.
 
InigoMontoya said:
Sigh, obviously you’ve just never seen the true life tragedy of Mighty Joe Young… if you had, you’d ‘like totally’ understand my life long dedication to ensuring our animal friends can… Wait, sorry… Just saw something shiny!
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Skwerl???😃
 
Truthstalker said:
My suspicion is that the thread has been infiltrated by bears posing as humans, here to argue for all the weaponry they can lay their hands on. :onpatrol:
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Hey, no “assault weapons” or 30 round clips for the bears. They “bearly” have a first amendment let alone a second
 
Truthstalker said:
My suspicion is that the thread has been infiltrated by bears posing as humans, here to argue for all the weaponry they can lay their hands on. :onpatrol:
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:eek:

You found me out!

Well serves me right for visiting CAF, instead of spending the winter doing what respectable bears do, hibernating.

I still say, arm the bears, so -]we/-], they, can have the guns they want (need.) 😃
 
Sarcelle said:
:eek:

You found me out!

Well serves me right for visiting CAF, instead of spending the winter doing what respectable bears do, hibernating.

I still say, arm the bears, so -]we/-], they, can have the guns they want (need.) 😃
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Oh sure, arm the bears and soon -]you’ll/-] they’ll be baiting me with a pile of Dunkin Doughnuts just waiting for me in the crosshairs. May as well give them trail cameras to better track our movement.

Don’t you have a nap to take??? 😃
 
maltmom said:
You’re still at war with them I see.
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Hi mom, a temporary truce is in effect till the snow recedes making retrieval easier. Plus, they can’t dig up my snow covered frozen yard till July or August. Our Minnesota winter should be over by then 😉

Until that happens…I’ll be lurking elsewhere. :cool:
 
shipwrkd said:
Oh sure, arm the bears and soon -]you’ll/-] they’ll be baiting me with a pile of Dunkin Doughnuts just waiting for me in the crosshairs. May as well give them trail cameras to better track our movement.

Don’t you have a nap to take??? 😃
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Ahh, so you can be baited with Dunkin Doughnuts. Here I was thinking it was something from Wendy’s.

As for a nap to take, that’s what good bears do. I’m not a good bear and I have things to do. Speaking of things to do I have to go build a tree blind 😃
 
Sarcelle said:
Ahh, so you can be baited with Dunkin Doughnuts. Here I was thinking it was something from Wendy’s.

As for a nap to take, that’s what good bears do. I’m not a good bear and I have things to do. Speaking of things to do I have to go build a tree blind 😃
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Good to know I’ll have to have eyes on the trees. Your makin it tough, the doughnut thing was a fishing trip but it’s gonna be tough giving up Wendy’s. Not that I have any prejudice but should I be looking for brown or black :o
 
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