# Was Jesus deliberately ambiguous? #

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No, I like the idea. It will give us something worth fighting about and be a good challenge. Poking fun at you is just too easy!

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Agreed, Carl. It will be helpful for me, too. I mean, i know you love a good boxing match, Ed. But i also know you like a good barroom brawl even more! Anyone who wants to debate you can just jump in the ring and start throwing punches.
 
There you go again! Why don’t you just fess up and tell everyone the truth about who you really are?
 
Oh, yeah, sorry. I’m not the sock on Soc’s right hand. I’m the one on his left.

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Yes, that’s brilliant! The fighters can go after Ed. The encouragers can cheer me on. Love it!
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catholic_carl said:
Yes, that’s brilliant! The fighters can go after Ed. The encouragers can cheer me on. Love it!
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And i can take a break from all the debate. You two can have it out in the boxing ring, and i’ll kick back on my comfy couch and enjoy the match. Maybe someone here at the forum will sit on the couch with me, as my guest. And as a guest, he won’t try to pick some kind of fight, but will enjoy the show with me. Perhaps he will even talk about how the fight is going, who is winning, and why.
 
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Whatever. Let’s just get on with it. What’s this debate about?
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It’s about this:

There is only one thing that i can see that is keeping me from accepting the Catholic Church as the authority that i should trust to reveal the truth to me. That thing is this–a conspiracy theory.
 
Conspiracy theories? Oh yeah, they’re right up your alley, sock puppet man! Let’s see:

Who shot JFK?

Are there aliens ruling the world from Area 51 today?

And my favorite: Who let Big Foot eat my pie in the frige last night?

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No, i’m serious. The way i see it, the Protestant Reformation is based on a conspiracy theory. The conspiracy is this: The Catholic Church was deceived by Satan, seduced by demonic lies, and became apostate.

Am i right?
 
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No, i’m serious. The way i see it, the Protestant Reformation is based on a conspiracy theory. The conspiracy is this: The Catholic Church was deceived by Satan, seduced by demonic lies, and became apostate.

Am i right?
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That’s no theory, Soc. It’s an historical fact. Every Evangelical knows that. And you used to know it too, till you lost your mind.
 
No, Ed. Soc IS right! Why didn’t I see that before? All Protestants have fallen for the same conspiracy theory. So simple, yet so true! Soc, you are a genius!

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I’m not that smart! And i’m sure the idea was not my own, but that it was poured into my ears like refreshing water into a glass. Although, in my ignorance, i’ve forgotten where and from whom i heard it. No matter. If you are both game, why don’t you debate that? Ed, you think the conspiracy is not a theory but a fact. Carl you think the conspiracy is nothing but fiction. You two can fight it out. And may the best man–and the truth–win!

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I’m game. This is a fight i can’t lose. Carlie, you’re going down, girl!

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I got to get to work, now. You two think about how you’re going to win this fight and we’ll pick it up tomorrow, or maybe tonight.
 
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