Then hopefully you won’t mind if I post without having read the thread. I’m a very slow reader and the thread is growing faster than I can catch up! So here I go:
In the garden, Eve was a total manipulator. Adam was caught in the classic trap that women like her love to put men into, with Eve leading the pack!
First of all, she knew very well that she and Adam were not supposed to eat the apple, but she went off without Adam and ended up listening to some silver tongue devil who was saying the things he knew she wanted but wasn’t allowed to have, were within her reach. He told her that God and Adam really had put a “glass ceiling” on her, because they wanted to keep her barefoot and pregnant, and not have any role in things that involve knowledge. Not only that, but the devil told Eve that Adam and God were probably over there eating of the tree when she’s not looking, because they want to keep her clueless that she’s even missing out on anything.
Adam, of course, was oblivious to his own alleged plans for keeping Eve down. Then suddenly here comes Eve with a problem… “you know Adam that tree we weren’t supposed to eat? Well guess what some amazing wise dude just told me what you were really about. This guy could read you like a book. So you can just forget about dominating me because now I ate some of that tree, too.”
Adam asked, “too? What do you mean, too?”
Eve said, “don’t lie to me Adam, I know you and God have a deal going to keep me from the tree, and that you have eaten of it.”
Adam was like, “ummm… so you say I ate of the tree? Well, my love, since I hold you above all other of God’s creatures, then I will immediately eat of the tree to defend your honor.” So Adam ate of the tree as well, because he couldn’t let Eve take the hit for her own sin. He was in the classic, “do I go with what I believe, or with what the woman wants me to do” scenario? Basically she forced him to choose between her and God, and since after all she was his mate, he knew that he had to choose her even if it meant being punished by God. So he decided to go with the woman because he was emotionally whipped by her and for all sorts of other reasons men do stupid things to try to impress women, and let the
second Adam (ref 1 Cor 15:45) clean up the mess.
So Adam ate, and said, “hey tell me where you were today that I may meet this silver tongue devil you speak of.” So Eve led him into the brush where she had first evaded him but now welcomes him since he is “part of the gang” who is as smart as God, now. Eve introduced Adam to the devil and said, “well here we are, we already feel like we’re learning new knowledge.” The devil said to them, “the next step is to find coverings you can put over yourselves, so that others may not know you except by the outer wrapping. This way you may fool others about your own true nature and present yourself to them however you want to appear, and not just the plain old way God made us.” So Adam and Even started making clothing out of their outfits so that they may adorn themselves with many labels and shiny objects.
So when God asked where they were, they called out from the brush, “don’t look yet we don’t have our outfits ready.” God’s like, “what do you need outfits for? Did I not give you a perfect and eternal body, with skin that never sags or wrinkles?” Adam said, “but how will everyone know that we are the supreme beings in this garden if we don’t wear proper uniforms with credentials?” Eve added, “and besides, I have to get my hair dyed lest people think I’m a dumb blonde.”
God said, “oh, my. I was afraid of this… oh well I guess now we’ll go with plan B. OK Adam and Eve,
have it your way, and be ready for a ride!”
Alan
P.S. I also have a theory that Adam was the first engineer. He just couldn’t stand using a perfectly good world without taking it apart to figure out how it works and add features.