I never understand this sort of analogy. I often hear people complaining about BET, for example, and shouting, “Can you imagine if there were an all-white-people channel?!” The point, of course, is that nearly every other channel traditionally has been all-white, or close to it. And in terms of pride events, the point for the LGBT crowd seems to be that as a group, they’ve been traditionally minimized and marginalized while straight folks haven’t shared that experience. There hasn’t been a need for a “straight pride” event because most of the country is straight and most Americans have enjoyed the results of being part of that majority.