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        ..... you haven't read all of the following books first:
“Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Ruin Their Lives”

“Ten Stupid Things Women Do to Ruin Their Lives”

“Woman Power”

“Proper Care and Feeding of Marriage”

“Proper Care and Feeding of Husbands”

Interesting perspectives on choosing well and behaving well, insteading of choosing badly and behaving badly.

The author of each of these books is Dr. Laura Schlessinger.
 
deb1 said:
Don’t marry her if she is cruel to people that she is angry at. Sooner or later she is going to get mad at you and she will treat you the exact same way.
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A girlfiriend once had a fit because a cab driver did not have the exact change I wanted – he was a dollar short and had no more smaller bills. We were in DC, and given the crime rate, it is likely the cabbie did not want to carry lots of cash. I said ok (it was only a dollar) but she started screaming at the driver.

Pretty much then I new I had to end it.
 
… she has a high post count on CAF…your house will always be messy, you will never be able to find a pair of clean underpants, and you will never be greeted at the door with a kiss and a “welcome home honey!” Instead you will be greeted by the sight of the back of her head bent over the keyboard surrounded by that familiar orange and yellow glow … 😛
 
tee_eff_em said:
[Oooh! Oooh! It’s one of those infamous [thread=129648]out of context quotes[/thread] 😃 ]

Especially her mother – Because that is who you will be married to in 30 years.

Or to phrase as the thread:

Don’t marry her if you wouldn’t want to be married to her mother.

tee
Who loves his mother-in-law, and always has
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I don’t think I’m that much like my mother - in neither her good qualities nor the not-so-admirable. Perhaps I will be a little like her as I age.
 
aboverubies said:
… she has a high post count on CAF…your house will always be messy, you will never be able to find a pair of clean underpants, and you will never be greeted at the door with a kiss and a “welcome home honey!” Instead you will be greeted by the sight of the back of her head bent over the keyboard surrounded by that familiar orange and yellow glow … 😛
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Oh! This is just too funny!! 😃

I’ll add this one from my ex-fiancé:

Don’t marry anyone who does not use the same dictionary to define love. In other words, make sure he/she understands and expresses love the same way you do.

We also found this to be the same when it comes to how we define our faith - hence the “ex” (Protestant) fiancé. 😉

~Liza
 
aboverubies said:
… she has a high post count on CAF…your house will always be messy, you will never be able to find a pair of clean underpants, and you will never be greeted at the door with a kiss and a “welcome home honey!” Instead you will be greeted by the sight of the back of her head bent over the keyboard surrounded by that familiar orange and yellow glow … 😛
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:rotfl:

Perfect 👍
 
vince2paul said:
Don’t marry a woman if…

She’s more interested in her shoes, handbags & clothes than being with you.
She’s is, feels and thinks that she’s more educated than you, therefore treat you like her servant.
She thinks that you are a walking bank.
She wants you to do the morning/night prayer for the whole family, so that she can sleep early. Take turn!
She prefers Paris Hilton than Blessed Virgin Mary.
She can’t cook and doesn’t want to learn.

She believes in ABC and pro-choice.
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cooking shouldn’t have anything to do with marrying a woman. a woman shouldn’t marry a man, if he is a chauvinist.😉
 
whatevergirl said:
cooking shouldn’t have anything to do with marrying a woman. a woman shouldn’t marry a man, if he is a chauvinist.😉
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Cooking and cleaning are both essential life-skills - every person in my extended family, male and female, has been taught to do both.

I would just say that these are requirements that apply equally to women looking for a husband.
 
LilyM said:
Cooking and cleaning are both essential life-skills - every person in my extended family, male and female, has been taught to do both.

I would just say that these are requirements that apply equally to women looking for a husband.
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i like you, lily:thumbsup: well put.
 
… she can’t change a tire.

… she can’t drive a stick shift.
 
guess we won’t be getting married anytime soon, al masetti:D lol

(i’m married–it was just a joke)

i think i wouldn’t be good for many men on this board, from what i’m reading. look, if you find a woman who loves you, for who you really are, believes in you, wants the best for you…and above all, serves God and others, the rest of the details can be learned. The other things…well, they just can’t be.:o
 
I’m a man and I can cook. 🙂 I enjoy it. Thankfully my wife can cook too. It is a nice blessing.
 
jonfan said:
I’m a man and I can cook. 🙂 I enjoy it. Thankfully my wife can cook too. It is a nice blessing.
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👍 it’s 2007…not 1957…yikes, guys…that is such a neaderthal thing to say…‘she has to know how to cook.’

does she have to cook …well?😛
 
whatevergirl said:
👍 it’s 2007…not 1957…yikes, guys…that is such a neaderthal thing to say…‘she has to know how to cook.’

does she have to cook …well?😛
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I am just grateful my wife can cook and vice versa. How is that Neanderthal? :whacky:
 
Don’t marry a woman who is in debt beyond her own ability to pay it back.

Run for the hills if she is expecting you to rescue her from her creditors.
 
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