Evil Harry Potter

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Extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof.

All I see are allegations but zero proof.
 
So in other words, I need a cheat sheet or a secret decoder ring.

I need to get one from the closest available exorcist.
 
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Actually, it’s only evil in the Arabic translation. That’s when the real occult stuff comes out. You’re fine with the original English.
 
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So in other words, I need a cheat sheet or a secret decoder ring.

I need to get one from the closest available exorcist.
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I think exorcists know all kinds of things. They might even know what kinds of things endanger our mortal souls.
But let’s not worry about all that occultism aimed at children. It’s silly after all, to be that unworldly.
 
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I knew the Elder Gods were going to make an appearance. The stars are right.
 
How about I pay in Bitcoin?

Would that suffice?
 
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Considering anything levitated is actually lifted by angels (in very rare instances with Saints) or demons (far more frequent with witches or people playing with spells or ouiji boards), most likely your guardian angel put up one hell of a fight to protect you from the demon to prevent the it from doing your bidding, IF that particular spell was one of the 1/3 of the real spells in the book. Thank your guardian angel for his valiant protection and go receive the Sacrament of Reconciliation because even attempting as a joke to call a demon to levitate yourself or objects is a sin directly against the First Commandment in the OT 10 Commandments & in the NT 2 Commandments.
 
I guess the Heavenly Host has been working triple overtime since 1997 when the first book was published: millions of children have playfully repeated “spells” from the book and I haven’t heard of a child being levitated, forced to tap dance or laugh uncontrollably.

JK Rowling herself must be in special receipt of divine protection, given that she’s held dozens of live readings and never has an auditorium exploded into a satanic conflagration when she read aloud “advada kedavra”.
 
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