This was a real life event with real pulse raising moments.
Now, anyone care to recount how you took out a horde of goblins or slew a dragon?
God bless
Actually, I did just that around an hour ago although it wasn’t
World of Warcraft. It was another addictive game called
Monster Hunter Freedom 2 (a PSP game). It’s not as expansive as
World of Warcraft but it sure makes up for it with its mix of RPG and action-oriented gameplay.
I wouldn’t exactly call the thing I killed a ‘dragon’ however. Technically, the game mythos classifies it as a wyvern but I have my own name for it too: A skinny, oversized, naked chicken with a big frill.
Most expert players consider this a ‘noob’ monster but that’s no excuse to get cocky. In fact, the quest I took had a raised difficulty, which meant that this beastie was a lot meaner than a regular one.
Still, the harder they are, it just makes it all the more fun and makes the prizes far more… rewarding.
I first started at the base camp where all hunters always do at the beginning of the quest. My equipment gave me the ability to detect the exact location of the beast (Auto-Tracker is so convenient…

). I sprinted off immediately as my tracker indicated that it was starting to take flight and arrived just in time in the area it was headed to.
I carefully looked up into the sky so I could plan a quick surprise attack once it found a spot to start descending. Unfortunately, I was a bit slow and its talons were just millimeters from the ground when I made my first strike.
Now in this game, my weapon of choice is the katana (a very long one in fact). Not only does it have fairly long reach and high attack power, its also quite fast to swing. Its only downside though is its inability to guard which meant a lot of dodging on my part.
This wyvern I was dealing with had a lot of weak spots compared to others which made this a lot more fun. I especially loved backing off as it rushed and tried to bite me only for me to move back in and stab its beak, followed by a clean upwards slash. That’s the thing I love about games like this, the thrill of combat! >8D
It feels even better when you start leaving actual injuries on the thing. You see, in this game, there are many big monsters who have parts that ‘break’ once you hit them a good many times. You can even cut the tails off some of them if you’re skilled enough. In the case of this monster though, I managed to slash and poke its head many times enough to shred the frill on its head.
Things started to get more difficult though when it started flying off to other areas (I hate it when they do that.

) One area was a swampy bog and another was a field with really tall grass. That wasn’t the real issue though. My actual problem was that these two areas both had aggressive mobs of weaker monsters and they kept getting in the way (not to mention they left me dangerously open for the big chicken). It really took a while to get rid of them before focusing my attacks back on my actual prey. Sometimes I even had them direct their moves to each other to help whittle their health a bit.
When the big chicken finally started limping (they do that when you’re close to beating them) it flew off to its nest. I followed it, obviously, because if you get lazy and let it take even a few seconds of rest in its abode, it’ll regain a good deal of health and I’m not fond of redoing things.
Needless to say, things were a walk in the park after that. After a few more minutes of fancy slashing, avoiding its rushes, and dodging its tail, it finally fell down dead (accompanied with the fanfare of victory music to boot XD).
Honestly folks, I highly doubt I’ll ever find any real-world activity that gives me that feeling of EPIC PWNAGE that I get from slaying big, bad wyverns (or other savage and malevolent entities). Heck, every time I pwn something with my katana I feel like some cool, bishie samurai warrior or something.
*Chan Chan Bara Chanbara
Chan Bara Bara Chanbara
Samurai Sentai Shinkenger!!
Appare!!*