Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced:
" Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain. Welcome to flight 293 nonstop from London to Montreal. The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. So sit back, relax, and…Oh…OH GOSH!!"
Silence followed.
Some moments later, the captain came back on the intercom.
" Ladies and Gentlemen, i’m sorry if i scared you. While i was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled some coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"
Fom the back of the plane, a passenger yelled…
" For the luvva Mike…you should see the back of mine!"
" Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain. Welcome to flight 293 nonstop from London to Montreal. The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. So sit back, relax, and…Oh…OH GOSH!!"
Silence followed.
Some moments later, the captain came back on the intercom.
" Ladies and Gentlemen, i’m sorry if i scared you. While i was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled some coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"
Fom the back of the plane, a passenger yelled…
" For the luvva Mike…you should see the back of mine!"
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