And you “lean Republican” so we clearly cannot accept your comments. But worse than that, is your comments that the man would either say “don’t use me” or “use me”. To you, it’s “heads I win, tails you lose”. The other option is that that the incident happened. You seem to reject that a priori.
Being, I believe, a bit more independent than most posters, I’m constantly amazed by people on both sides doing what they accuse the other side of doing. The hypocrisy on both sides is sometimes overwhelming.
Tom A.
Priest: You should come to church.
Man: Church is full of hypocrits.
Priest: There’s always room for one more.