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The Christians were excited. Even though their party was only two years old they realize they had enough votes to determine who the next ruler would be. The only other candidate was Herod who was running on a platform of continuing the policies of his father which included infanticide. Why only 35 years ago Herod’s father had had every infant in the kingdom killed and this support of infanticide was very popular among those who worshipped BAAL. After all infanticide was a core of their religion. And many progressives in the kingdom supported this policy even though they would never think of killing their own child-r all this was 35 AD and the government really had no right telling a woman she could not kill her child.Fortunately there is more than two choices on the ballot so there is more than one way to vote against Obama.
So the Christians met to nominate their candidate. First they proposed Peter but he was voted down because, after all, he had denied Jesus three times. Thomas was rejected for doubting Jesus, James and John because they’re too pretentious-actually having their mother asked Jesus to give them special favor. Someone suggested Matthew but he was quickly dismissed because he was a rich tax collector and could not relate to the people. One by one the apostles were rejected so finally someone mentioned Paul. “He’s new to the religion but he speaks his mind and is dedicated to the Lord”. “Wait a minute” said another, didn’t he participate in the stoning of Stephen?" From the back of the crowd someone was heard to mumble “to bad Jesus isn’t here, we could nominate him”. To which several others said “no way look at the people he chose to lead his new church.” So in the end they decided it was best not to vote at all. And Herod won
Several years later as some of those who attended the meeting stood in the arena being circled by lions and tigers and bears they wondered, in retrospect, if it would that have been better to have voted.