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The fact that I’ll agree with this? Proves the lie.

(No darn way would I let anyone make fun of ya Hawk. No darn way. Them are fightin’ lines.)

But seriously Hawk is a skilled swashbuckler. Could take down the whole team. Blindfolded 😎
 
HAHA (That’s true, that’s true, unless The Lost Boys comes up and then all hope is lost XD)

That said, have we gotten into your vampiric history yet? Because I only noticed ya in the Hall of Mirrors when I turned around to realize there was a body behind me…
 
Hawk’s got a thing for halls with mirrors. She can’t get enough of that look at infinity you get from lining 2 of them up in perfect opposition? I mean she can just look. And look. And look.

And look?

And look :roll_eyes:

And looooook 😉
 
(Not gonna deny that level of vanity XD)

Trident just loves coming up behind her and jump-scaring her, too. She never sees it coming! …For some reason…
 
LOLOLOL

Truth.

And reasons.

Especially when she’s trying to blow big bubbles with her gum.

But of course the real reason she likes those halls of mirrors is because she can be alone with all of her selves.

So many Hawks…

So much company…

So many of them waving hello back…
 
(Nobody else will wave if I don’t start! Right? Right!)

Trident is very tired of picking up gum wrappers…
 
(LOL)

But Hawk? This?

This is a lie?

Are you meaning that normally I’m overjoyed picking up wrappers? 😉

Hawk spends her weekends sewing Disney princess dresses that she then puts on when she stands on her rooftop reciting poetry through a megaphone.

Why you ask?

Well.

You’re not alone in wondering. That’s for sure.:roll_eyes:

But she’s now had so many noise complaints that all the local peace officers know her by name.

(But she won’t come down unless they call her by the right princess name)

{It’s all so very concerning}

[Truly]
 
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(Good point XD)

(Hey I thought we were lying here!! I’ve told you about Little Hawk before…XD)

(And the noise complaints?)
(Definitely actually happened 😬)

Good thing I have Trident to help me sew the darn things! Sleeves are tricky, and he has the skill down to a science!

But really he keeps insisting on using carpet fabric…
 
But carpet’s faaaab dahlink. It goes so wonderfully with your hair I always say.

(And why am I totally not at all in the least surprised about the noise complaints? Why am I nodding along while reading that? Hmm? :roll_eyes: 😉)

But Hawk’s really on a roll these days. She’s planned an entire Shakespearean play through from her rooftop. It’s gonna have singing? And dancing? And costumes galore.

She’s already rented out every square inch of yard.

But the most splendidly confounding bit?

She’s doing all the parts herself. 😬
 
Flips hair So true, what a wonderful matted fuzz combo!

(Because we all know it’s true XD)

(Also the only good Hamlet is a Hawk Hamlet, don’t lie to yourself!)

Thankfully Trident bought all the tickets to show mercy on everybody I was badgering to buy 'em. He’s a wonderful person!

Hey who invited all these cats?

Actual cats?

Uhm?

Looks like I’m not coming down from here for a while…
 
So. Here’s trouble tripled.

Which of the following is the outrageous lie?
  1. I bought all the tickets? 😬
  2. I was showing mercy? 🤔
  3. I’m a wonderful person? 😐
Hawk’s really looking forward to Easter because she plays the Easter Bunny in her neighborhood. She’s already been trying on her bunny costume? And hopping around her house. This has made a great deal of chaos plus. Because she’s not always able to see where she’s going since the eye holes of her costume are half a size too small. :roll_eyes:
 
(I’m just that good buffs nails at lying XD)

The only lie there is that I was in costume while hopping. So close!

The thing is, ladies and gentlemen, that Trident dear over here is deathly afraid of bunnies. Where he’s from? They’ve got Easter Beagles.
 
Hawk has been very thrilled about her new hobby.

Oh she’s been so excited.

She’s been practicing the art of not being seen.

Except the only problem?

No one else seems to have noticed that she’s been missing. 🤨
 
Hawkmaid is reported to have been conversing with a vampire about politics!
 
That actually isn’t a lie at all, isn’t that right @TridentH ? Dougbro however is just trying to hide the fact that he is, in reality, the Pillsbury Doughboy.
 
Doughbro has heavenly realties because of being mentioned in scripture…like manna from heaven, OT. But Hawkmaid has a mixture of divine and earthy realities. As one who serves and as one who flies looking for his prey.
 
And Divine isn’t biblical at all, it was just a name that stems from when a Vampire requested “De vine menu” and got three of them!
 
It was amazing what happened to the seven maids working in the fields. Seven joyful maids were taken up at the coming of the Lord but tragically Hawk was left behind. He is still flying looking for his maids. 😥 😥 😱
 
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The vampire doesn’t want to talk about maids; the last time he hired one, she ran off with all his mirrors because “he didn’t need them”. How rude!
 
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