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I do too. My youngest liked it, and I sometimes still catch an episode. I enjoy Ms. Rabbit holding so many jobs.
 
And now this has devolved into the Peppa Pig fan club thread 😉
 
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Trident _H likes to watch Peppa while eating his breakfast of bacon 🥓 and eggs :fried_egg:.
 
Calm down ya hooligans, otherwise the other CAF posters will find out ya’ll have raided the Antifreeze cupboard…
 
Hawk’s got a leetle stand just at the end of the street that sells the stuff. She labels it Kool Aid? And makes a tidy profit on the side.
 
Tidy profit nothing; I have to compete against Trident’s exorbitant prices!
 
Hawk’s been known to water hers down quite a bit.

Quite a bit.

Just sayin’
 
Well of course, in the winter my Kool Aid has to not freeze, but in the summer? Well freezing ability is nice, don’t you think?
 
Hawk’s slogan is a surefire success story gone viral. I mean with an advertising reel out like that how can she miss?

Except what she’s not telling is she’s using the old antifreeze her dad drains out of the cars when he does the flush.

Mine at least is fresh 😉
 
Trident’s level of fresh is “Fresh from the reject pile at the factory” so I guess I can’t fault him!
 
Hawk knows this because that’s where she goes when her supplies run low. I was simply doing “investigative work” to see where she was going on Friday afternoons
 
As is obvious from the above exchange, Hawkmaid and Trident have become very close…[quite a feat, since Trident_H got his moniker from the fact that he chews Trident gum to combat Halitosis…]…
Trident actually convinced Hawkmaid to convert her bicycle [Yes, the famous red Murray bicycle with the balloon tires, training wheels, and cargo basket…] into a tandem bicycle, so they could bike together [and he wouldn’t have to buy his own bike…]…
Things have worked out well, except that Hawkmaid insists on sitting in front, since it is her bike, and she’s constantly complaining about Trident resting his feet on the training wheels instead of pedaling…
 
Boldlygo has started a new youth program called Boldly-go scouts.

To compete with the Girl Scouts he held a cookie sale. He bought boxes of Oreos, and then with a sharpie crossed out “reos” and wrote “Boldlyg” right above it.

Sales have been somewhat decent.
 
With F_Marturana being a major investor and client. However, things really take off when they decide to branch into pastries.
 
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Funny that lily would mention pastries…
In addition to her skills as an inventor, lilypadrees is also a world-class pastry chef…when she designed her mansion beneath Grand Central Station, the biggest and most important room was the kitchen…when she’s home, she spends hours each day there, taking great delight in turning out pastries that would be the envy of even the finest French pastry shop…unfortunately, her skills have gone unnoticed [and unappreciated…]…the only guests at her mansion are her hobo friends, and they all prefer 3-day-old donuts, which must be dunked in coffee to be edible…
 
Boldlygo, I’ve missed you my friend XD (Pst. Trident actually does that. You need to lie better)

Boldly knows this because after the BoldlyGoroes floundered, he did indeed have to resort to dunking them in coffee to be edible. He’ll make due, though, he and Trident_H will cook up a scheme I’m su- HEY THAT’S MY BIKE
 
Hawkmaid doesn’t take long to catch up to her bike. Ever since she entered the training for the triathlon (which of course involves a section of the race with tricycles) she has been in tip-top shape. In fact just watching her flip after him made the bicycle thief crash into a tree 😉
 
(You’re just asking for it now)
After gliding right into that tree, Trident managed to roll down into a manhole and land - plop - at Boldly’s feet. Boldly met his eye bravely and growled out “Got any doughnuts?”
 
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