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Boldlygo forgot his glasses when he went out looking for his cat, Fluffy. He brought home a raccoon šŸ¦ instead.

The raccoon ate his glasses, and it took 3 days to realize it wasnā€™t Fluffy.

Luckily a friendly neighbor cared for Fluffy during his time apart from Boldlygo.

Boldlygo has nice glasses now, with a cord to keep them around his neck. šŸ‘“
 
F_Marturana went on a 72-hour fast to prepare for her annual New Yearā€™s Day weigh-in at the gymā€¦after 60 hours, the hunger pangs were almost painful, and she decided to just go to bed for the last 12 hoursā€¦
She dreamed she was in a deli, surrounded by awesome deli foods, and when she awoke, she mistook Tex, her knockwurst-shaped chihuahua, for a garlic bolognaā€¦she salivated, dove at Tex with her mouth wiiide open, and was brought back to reality when Tex bit off the end of her tongue in self-defenseā€¦
It wasnā€™t a total loss - she was in such pain that she couldnā€™t eat if she wanted to, and her weigh-in was a success.
 
That reminded me of the old Bugs Bunny cartoons when someone stranded on an island would see their companion as a roast chicken.

Anyway Boldlygo finally remembered to get a new calendar. His current one is from his disco days back in 1977. :man_dancing:t2:
 
ZMystiCat shot this video, after teaching this dance to the group. They were quick learners.
 
F_Marturana has yet to recover from her assault on Tex, her knockwurst-shaped chihuahua [in self-defense, he bit off the tip of her tongueā€¦]ā€¦solid food was just too painful to eat, so she subsisted on smoothiesā€¦after a week, fruit smoothies and ā€˜greenā€™ smoothies became intolerableā€¦she experimented, and came up with an ale smoothieā€¦further experimentation yielded an IPA smoothie, a red ale smoothie, a porter smoothie, and a stout smoothieā€¦
She leased a tavern, and went home to prepare for the opening of her ''Smoothie Bar"ā€¦unfortunately, the paperwork, license, etc. took a few weeks to go through, and, by that time, all her experimenting had taken its toll - she couldnā€™t fit through the tavern doorā€¦
 
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Boldlygo stole lilypadreesā€™ fav train, Locomotive No. 576. They were last seen traveling down Charlotte Avenue with Boldlygo beginning the restoration process by making train whistle sounds.
 
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Lilypadres has a pet cat named Lulu who has his own YouTube channel where he hula dances. Heā€™s got a little disclaimer to not let Lily know about the channel. She found out when Lulu had used her phone to make s video.
 
Iā€™ll fill in for Hawk while sheā€™s busy colleging.

F_Maturanaā€™s part of a gang made up of the sort your mother warned you about. And I mean not just the quick talk? But the long one.
 
Filling in for Hawk while sheā€™s busy colleging, eh?

Trident_H is one of the reasons ā€˜Hawkā€™ is enjoying ā€˜collegingā€™ so muchā€¦Trident_H is the infamous instructor of the ā€˜Underwater Basket Weavingā€™ course thatā€™s become exponentially more popular since going international, and combining with a scuba courseā€¦Fall quarter is taught off the coast of Cancunā€¦Winter is spent at the Great Barrier Reefā€¦Spring is - where else? - Fort Lauderdale.
One drawback is the feesā€¦between airfares and hotel lodging, the course costs $72,000 per credit hourā€¦the other drawback is that students who complete the three-quarter course always become beach bums rather than returning to schoolā€¦
 
And of course the reason boldly knows all this and has the fee schedule memorized? Well who do you think hired me in the first place? I mean Iā€™m only getting $15.50 an hour? And heā€™s pocketing the rest. So seriously. Book at your own risk? Because I donā€™t watch over the pool or scuba course during lunch and after 5pm. Itā€™s in the contract man šŸ˜‰
 
Based on body count, Trident_H actually prefers killing people with a spear, not a trident.
 
And ZMystiCat provides the necessary spears. Unfortunately, they are spears of pickle and pineapple which do nothing to kill indigestion.
 
@lilypadrees has had a bad case of indigestion ever since she beat Joey Chestnut,
 
@lagerald24 is jealous of lilypadreesā€™ accomplishment and starts the Oatmeal Peanut Butter Overeaters Club where the only requirement for membership is ā€œlots n lotsa peanut butter in the oatmeal.ā€ The members decide to help the economy by investing in a peanut farm but eat all the peanuts the moment they come up leaving nothing for the peanut butter.
 
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lagerald24 is a twelve year old who likes dodging the 13-year-old-minimum restrictions in sites by claiming to be 24 years old.
 
ZMystiCat is a Teletubbies fan whose wardrobe consists of all things Teletubby.
 
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Lilypadres, on the other hand, enjoys Peppa Pig.

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