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Munches on candy from stash

Hawkmaid’s X-ray vision is also noted. Luckily Dougbro recently bought some lead lining. It’s true that Dougbro is relieved…for them. If they broke into Dougbro’s house, the cops would be sure to hear about this, and their connection to Hawk will not be overlooked. Hawkmaid and maids have criminal records already. This would not make things easier.
 
(CANDY?! What else goes on here that nobody tells me?!)

Dougbro is under national surveillance for how much lead he had to purchase to line the closet. Hawkmaid certainly does have a record, she and her merry maids are known to steal from the rich and give to the poor and…wait. Anyway, Dougbro insisted that he was not hiding something from Superman and would the reporters please get off his front lawn!
 
Divine is just asking the angels to intervene as soon as possible. She was thinking of transporting Hawkmaid and DougBro to another place by bi- location. Since Divine has a very good relationship with these angels she was asking that on this feast day of John the Baptist that Hawkmaid and DougBr get sent to the desert for 40 days and 40 nights. With provisions of course. (Please Note: This uploaded content is no longer available.) This little time in the desert might help them both spiritually that is.
 
By Divine’s providence, Hawkmaid and Dougbro received compasses, maps and provisions for their journey!

However they were toy compasses, maps of a different continent, and lots, and lots, of anchovie pizza.
 
Well Hawkmaid you might think my compass was a toy but I just found Dougbr…he was gone for days and you being a Hawk just flew right by him…who needs a compass now?
 
Everyone was gone for days, as it turns out. The problem is, compasses can only find north, not users. The compass is therefore broken, but fortunately, at least two of us found our way back here.
 
Where o where could Hawkmaid have gone? You would think she would never give up just because of a time of hidden silence. Most Hawks continue to search high above the terrain for their prey (I mean friends).
 
Guys, I’m an American, it’s Independence Day and I was out doing 4th of July stuff, such as getting crushed in cornhole toss and watching the new Spiderman movie with sword-fighting friends. Slack, please XD

And anyway you’re both fish so you’re lucky I’m a hawk instead of an osprey (who are objectively cooler but ah well)!
 
Hawkmaid! American? And isn’t Canada part of the…America’s? But that’s another topic. My origins, of course is heaven, but the ground of birth is USA. Hawkmaids live independence day everyday. It’s just part of their nature. Doughbro had his Canadian day a few days ago. I guess Canada is more famous for geese than for Hawks. Their geese are more community/family minded than the lone, solitary Hawk.
 
There’s a difference between “The Americas” and “Murican”, thankee kindly pardner! tips hat

The lone, solitary Hawk may or may not have gotten kicked out of the Bald Eagles Association for eating their fish…but that’s their problem, right? Now she relies on Divine’s providence to get her meals in!
 
I have no doubt that divine providence will always take care of Hawkmaid. Its that soaring nature she has, that is willing to go beyond earthly realms and seek higher realities. We need more Hawks these days because they have that gift of observation. There is something about their faces too. (Please Note: This uploaded content is no longer available.)
I just hope the photo of Hawkmaid isn’t an owl.
 
Yes, we always look patriotic from the side; very noble and dedicated.

And then there are these.
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So!
Yes it is an owl, my cousin Owlbert, duh! (Side note: I’ve had this picture for years now and I have no memory of why XD)

Divine has to stick with a candle to represent Heavenly light because if an actual picture was taken, all of CAF would melt from it’s glory.
 
Hawkmaid7 said:
However they were toy compasses, maps of a different continent, and lots, and lots, of anchovie pizza.
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Hawkmaid7 was an agent working for a shady government organisation and monitoring Catholic Answers was one of her projects…

…it didn’t take long before she was converted.
 
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The hidden meaning behind IWantGod’s name is that, to IWantGod, “money” and “God” are synonymous.
 
Z my St. Cat – As one who looks for the Divine realities – you really meant to say to I want God – that the only money worth anything is the kind that says – In God we Trust–
 
Considering the skip, do I tell two lies? Who cares, I’m doing it:

@Hawkmaid7 takes bathes in an unholy mixture of water and cinnamon. It smells nice, though.

@Divine3 once ordered dog meat to see how it tastes. The catch is that this was a their mother’s house.
 
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It looks like Hawk has her own fire at the camp side. I hope I didn’t melt little Hawkmaid, that was never my intent.
 
No, the lie grows bigger by the minute-- Divine does not eat meat – only Hawks do and well ,you are the one who has a Cat at the end of your name and dear me, I just hope you don’t – you know --(Please Note: This uploaded content is no longer available.) Well surly your little kitten is just fine at home.
 
LITTLE KITTEN NOTHING! Put up a fight, that bugger did! …I mean…

Anyway Divine certainly does not eat meat, instead they eat meet. Track meets, swim meets, you name it, it’s in danger.
 
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