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Divine is trying to get facts straight in a game where one must tell an outrageous lie. This, naturally is an outrage. Ranch dressing is fake Caesar dressing, which is better anyway, because it can have bacon bits, garlic, and more!
 
The tragic fact is your need for cows, ranches and bought Pizza. I have no need for controlled substances and animals kept in ranches. I prefer camels as my form of travel and wheat crushed with stones. Have you ever had real pizza made outside in the desert? When was the last time you slept in a cave or under the stars. You don’t even know how to ride the wind or dive through a cloud. Caesar doesn’t dress with bacon bits, his robes are made of other things. Bro. Doug you must ask Hawkmaid to help you with history. Now find yourself a fine camel and move on to better places.
 
Pft, easy for Divine to say while she lounges in a lawn chair balanced on her apartment balcony overlooking the “pool” offered to inhabitants of the complex; a puddle from the clogged drain pipe in the parking lot. Camel indeed!
 
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Have you ever had real pizza made outside in the desert? When was the last time you slept in a cave or under the stars. You don’t even know how to ride the wind or dive through a cloud.
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I don’t need to do any of these things. Plus, that all depends on which Caesar we’re discussing. What if I was talking about Little Caesar’s? Divine is secretly jealous that Dougbro never had his hair eaten by a camel and wants him to suffer that fate. Dougbro isn’t falling for it, though.
 
Hmmm…the only pipe I have and use regularly is for incense and my room is in a mansion …we invite maids in during certain times of the year. Our angels take good care of us. @Hawkmaid7 The seven maids do their little dance during Christmas time…they leap all over the place and Doug bro well he jumps around too. @Dougbro1 By the way , our camels have 👑 kings on them. We feed our camels well. Hair is not part of their diet. At night, when the stars are as bright as heavenly light, we hear the wings of a Hawk passing by. There are blinking tree lights above one of our windows and a neon light which reads…Hawks Welcomed…hit song playing…🎄 12 days of Christmas…but please find one more maid and bring your own cow.
 
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Yes’m, dear Divine opened up a B&B - Birds and Bovines - for me and my ladies! Some people argue that the last B is for “Beats” or “Boppin” but Divine and her camels fight for cow rights.

In unrelated news, the reason Divine has a mansion is because she’s the heiress to the Chic-Fil-A fortune.
 
Chic-Fil-A ---- No, No never! These are my buddies…(Please Note: This uploaded content is no longer available.) I would never hurt a little chicken.
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(Please Note: This uploaded content is no longer available.) Who has the cat? What kills a chicken? Whose name is filled with C A T
(Please Note: This uploaded content is no longer available.) Cats are the real killers of chickens—I do not own such an animal but I have no doubt that your little kitten is the one who has been checking on those poor, little hens —(Please Note: This uploaded content is no longer available.)
 
All this proves is that Divine is either a Cat burglar (stealing only felines) or she’s a cop who apprehended cats to snuggle them into confessions!
 
I can not tell a lie…that would totally betray the divine aspects of my mortal life. And believe me it is mortal. I like cats, chickens and hamsters. I use to like animals more than people. A conversion was needed and continues to be needed daily. Yes, I have had to chase hawks away, because they like Quails and quails are cute. And hawks like quail because they need a snack. Poor quail they have had a hard life since the time of Moses. But to see a hawk fly is pretty impressive. But our Hawk is an owl. And owls do have the ability to hoot and keep hooting on the branch of a huge pine tree under the light of the moon. Owls and hawks have much in common and we all know who taught them to fly.
 
Well of course, you did! I’ll never forget those craft-store neon-colored feathers you duct-taped onto curtain rods. Genius!
 
@Hawkmaid7 only found it genuis because she was a “little” high…That is, high enough the lack of oxygen was getting to her, but she was still low enough so that her hawk vision could see the neon feathers.
 
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And @ZMystiCat was just waiting for a pretty birdy to fall right down to her plate…
 
Hawkmaid collects bottle caps because she a huge fan of Bert from Sesame Street. She has a board just like his,

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Sputters How did you know!? (I do actually collect bottles ^_^)

F_Marturana is actually a photographer for a mobile news network, dedicated to scoping out stranger’s hobbies!
 
I know because Hawkmaid7 is on a bottle cap collectors forum, and the Bert is better than Ernie forum.

She uses the same username. 😉
 
I collect bottles too, but only use them for divine possibilities. Now, Mart Furtana is not only a photographer, but he is a ventriloquist who can speak four languages at once. @ZMystiCat ^··^ Misty Cat becomes so unnerved by all the words that she actually begins to bark. Hawkmaid decides to fly away from such activities and settles in for the night above all the confusion.
 
I’m a she. See my little Bitmoji, I just have short hair. 🤓
 
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O dear…had to enlarge that photo and now must start all over. Miss Ma F^~^rturana … obviously somehow the divine left me dry.
 
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