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@Hawkmaid7 and @IWantGod and @ZMystiCat
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Just to let you know --Sometimes the Divine reality gets into justice. And Mr Want and My Z Cat are about to be put in the corner. The corner is a better place as justice is always tempered with mercy.

and wondering what has happened to Dough Br. ??(Please Note: This uploaded content is no longer available.) @Dougbro1
 
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Watch out Hawk, I just might have a meeting with your 7 maids. They are an interesting group of people. Yes, I can see they have been well trained. (Please Note: This uploaded content is no longer available.)
 
Dougbro is touched that Divine is concerned about his whereabouts. Rest assured Dougbro is fine. While Divine has been searching for Dougbro, Dougbro has bought Timbits for all. Possibly. Maybe Hawk and maids will still get some, if they behave and don’t steal any more pizza or candy.
 
The truth is Dough Boy is a cover up for his real identity. DougBro which really means: Do U get it Bro? He lives this life behind the scenes and never eats meat. (Please Note: This uploaded content is no longer available.) @Dougbro1
 
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@Divine3 struggles a lot with the sense of just being a series of 0s and 1s in a simulation. As a result, there’s been many consultations with a therapist about coming out as transbinary.
 
Divine has no need of understanding false words. She lives in the truth, which sets her free from numbers or made up words to fit an unfit culture…she lives where numbers do not exist. Now Mr. Z thinks his cat is a saint or his cat is a mystic (St. i cat ) Or the - I Cat- is the gender he feels more connected to. ’ I am a cat.’ …No, Mr. Z you are not a cat and this therapy was given to you free of charge. @ZMystiCat
 
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@Divine3 No numbers exist?! So THAT’S why our pizza count is always off!
 
The ironic thing is that Divine was the one who made the Dough Bro cover-up. However, not all that information was accurate.

Munches on chicken wings

Hawkmaid, on the other hand, is unable to count, and has shown evidence for this.
 
How dare you! Hawkmaid would be more offended if Dougbro could tell her how many times exactly those cases had arisen…but since neither can count…well…we’ll settle for glares and smirks.
 
In this thread, once, but maybe it’s possible that Hawkmaid counts the pizza after eating a couple, and then eats a couple more, making all that counting in vain.
 
Hawkmaid already has to share her pizza with seven, mind you, seven maids and Bro Doug has eaten all the chicken wings all by himself. The chicken is sacred for divine and even the bible has a story about how the hen protects her chicks.
 
Wait a minute who’s put some chicken on pizza?! Only Divine, huddled on the break room closet and hiding from the scorn of her peers…thankfully we love her anyway!
 
Divine claims to be in the Bible as a hen, but Dougbro doesn’t believe that; the idea of reincarnation in the common meaning is so overrated, and proven false time and time again. Meanwhile, Hawkmaid doesn’t realize that people not only make chicken pizza, but chicken parmesan pizza as well!
 
I don’t realize it because it’s a LIE! Dougbro is generous in his food fallacies because we all know the only true foods are pizza and carrot sticks with ranch. Nothing else matters! Except ice cream, but that’s heaven on earth, not food.
 
Due to the copious amount of carrots she eats, Hawkmaid7’s skin has turned orange. To hide the shame of this, she wears a hawk costume. The only time it comes off outside her home are at conventions, where she cosplays The Thing.
 
@ZMystiCat is the ‘me’ in “me and the boys”. (Please Note: This uploaded content is no longer available.)
 
Right…I will enjoy this pizza and this knowledge myself…
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But…RANCH? Hawkmaid would know all about ranches. After all, Hawkmaid has kept a secret from the maids that Hawk stole cattle from local ranches to give them more milking work to do. All that milk gives Hawk more muscles to better cosplay the thing.
We all know that Hawk’s favourite one-liner (ZMystiCat’s favourite, too) is “It’s Clobberin’ Time!”
Unfortunately, since
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@ZMystiCat is the ‘me’ in “me and the boys
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ZMystiCat often ends up clobbered. Iagerald has cleverly hidden the fact that he is one of “the boys.” Maybe he will escape being clobbered before it’s too late, and before all the ranches Hawk nabbed cattle from are out of cows.
 
@lagerald24 Welcome to the madness, mate!

@Dougbro1 Hey hey that’s MS. The Thing to you!

Cracks knuckles As I am now in prime shape to type, I shall oblige; yes, I have many ranches at my disposal, but what is ranch without dough to dip with? Thus, Dougbro’s involvement becomes clear. He and his letter advisor lagerald (who uses a lower case L like that?!) connived and schemed to get Doughbro’s identity well hidden from the good folk at CAF. After all, how else are they supposed to pipeline loaves of French bread into my ranches and distract my maids? Because of this, I’m a week behind on production, and have been milking my fair share, thank you very much. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have anudder cow to see to…
 
Again the false premises come full circle. There are no ranches or slaughtered cows for that matter. Divine knows that cows only eat grass and need to be free to roam on the grounds given by their creator. Ranch dressing is really what you all are discussing and that’s for salads and pizza bread sticks. Let’s get the facts straight.
 
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