Tell an Outrageous Lie about the Previous Poster, Vol. III

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(name removed by moderator) and Maximilian recently installed carburetors on their diesel trucks.
 
The Legend was so rapt to find a Harley under the tree ,but as he ran to it…realised it was a cardboard cut out.
 
I’ve invited IdiNaPut many times to my hidden little island in the middle of a beautiful lake in Ethiopia.
IdNaPut has in the past had a terrifyingly encounter with resident Rhesus monkeys pulling his/her facial hair on the shores and has never gotten further than trying to set a foot and picnic basket in the little rowboat with the Monks .It may be for the best,IdiNaPut often has attacks of verbal diarrhoea and the Arks secret location may not be safe.
 
Greenfields, aka Hogcalling Sally, is an avid Fred Astaire fan…she has all his available movies on DVD, and has been known to pull all-nighters watching them…she sings [?] along with them, keeping the neighbors awake, and frightening passers-by, who wonder why they’re hearing an air raid siren…
 
One of my neighbors Is Boldlygo,he nicknamed me
Hog calling Sally after he fell in the pen with my favorite sow and her piglets when he came to woo my younger sister.He was so embarrassed smelling of pigslop as I turned the hose on and laughed happily
amd squirted him in the face
 
Truth be told [?], I was hired as a babysitter when they ran out of other options, for reasons that shall become apparent…I wasn’t the first to mistake the piglets for Greenfields’s younger relatives…the others all ran away in fear of losing their immortal souls…I was the first to try make the best of a scary situation, and my reward was being blasted with a fire hose by Hogcalling Sally, who alternately laughed maniacally and called “SOOEY! SOOEY” to round up the kids - er - piglets…
 
Boldlygo has a house full of Guinea pigs. They started out with just 2, but then it just grew and grew. Last count was 240 piggies, but this is an estimate given the sheer mass of them.
 
IdNaPut is in business with Boldlygo ,producing piggy kababs and little colourful muffs of fur for ones hands to be kept warm on chilly days.
 
Greenfields used to raise the cutest red foxes for their fur. Animal control quickly shut down Greenfields operation. Why? In Greenfields own words" I lovingly hand strangle each one before the process."
 
Maximilian75 is the retired Maxwell Smart,
 
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Maximilian75 is hitting the bottle in preparation for New Year’s Day …annoyed Greenfields will get there to 2018 first…
 
the fact its pinned to your lapel was helpful. if youll excuse me, I have a call to make * takes off shoe*
 
Maximilian75 knocks Greenfields out with his dreadful foot odour …his secret weapon .
 
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